Mercedes Benz

[Intro] I'd like to do a song of great social and political import It goes like this [Verse 1] Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends So, oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? [Verse 2] Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV? Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me I wait for delivery each day until three So, oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV? [Verse 3] Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town? I'm counting on you Lord, please don't let me down Prove that you love me and buy the next round Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town? [Verse 4] Everybody Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends So, oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? [Spoken Outro] That's it! (cackle)