Me and My Shadow (Live)

[Verse 1: Jeff Goldblum, Sarah Silverman & Both] Like the wallpaper sticks to the wall Like the seashore clings to the sea Like you'll never get rid of your shadows, Sarah Jeff, you’ll never get rid of me Let all the others fight and fuss Whatever happens, we've got us (Me) We're closer than pages (and) That stick in a book (My sha-) We’re closer than ripples (shadow!) That play in a brook, perfect! Wherever you find her, (walking down) You'll find me just look (the avenue) Closer than a miser or the bloodhounds to Liza Closer than smog is to all of L.A. (Me and my) We're close than Bobby is to JFK (shadow) Not a soul can bust this team in two We stick together like glue And when it's sleeping time That's when we're gonna rise We'll start to swing That's when we swing to the skies! (That’s when we start to swing) Our clocks don’t chime What a surprise They ring-a-ding-ding! Happy New Year! And now to repeat what I said at the start (me and my) They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart (sha-a-a-a-a-a-dow) We’re alone but far from blue [Chorus: Jeff Goldblum, Sarah Silverman & Both] Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar We'll change that name Redskins, is that such a chore? Then we'll tackle climate change, hats off to Al Gore Life is gonna be we-wow-whee! For my shadow and me! [Spoken: Jeff Goldblum & Sarah Silverman] Hey Sarah! Yes, Jeff? Um, could you…wait a minute? [Instrumental: Till Brönner & Jeff Goldblum] [Spoken: Jeff Goldblum & Sarah Silverman] Till Brönner! Isn’t that the best trumpet you've ever heard? It's like cutting butter with a hot knife Yes! You phrasemaker, well done! Hey recently I've been keeping my butter out at night, uh, so that it's soft in the morning. Is that risky? I love soft butter It's not risky! You can do that with butter, you can leave it out Okay, I'm taking that to the bank. What was I going to say. Oh, I know…could you do me a favor, Sarah? Yes, anything Could we take it just one more time? From the top? No from the ending, I love that ending! [Chorus: Jeff Goldblum, Sarah Silverman & Both] Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar Just like Michael Corleone, we'll settle old scores Then we'll talk to Vitero and dress up like whores! Life is gonna be we-wow-whee! For my shadow and me! [Outro: Jeff Goldblum & Sarah Silverman] In Jurassic Park, scary in the dark I am scared that I'll get eaten Oh Sarah don't be scared of that! *purrs* Fellas! [Spoken: Jeff Goldblum] Sarah Silverman, Ladies and Gentlemen! My god, a national treasure! International treasure! Cosmic treasure! My god, there she goes, there she goes