Good Old Pig, Gone to Avalon

I had a pig, it really was a sight When it was dark he glowed at nite Good old pig, a long time gone On his way to Avalon He had a tail that curled around three times Helen: He clapped whenever a curl was thrown at a swine Good old pig, a long time gone On his way to Avalon If you've ever wondered what the colour pink's about All you have to do is see his snout Good old pig, a long time gone On his way to Avalon He got so big he thought he was a jeep He used to give old ladies rides down to the beach Good old pig, a long time gone On his way to Avalon I never saw a pig as half as cute Not just that, but pretty darn astute Good old pig, a long time gone On his way to Avalon Some said his name was Jasper, some said Jason It all depended on which way he's facing Good old pig, a long time gone On his way to Avalon Well when music played you ought to see him wiggling Despite his age he always acted like a piglet Good old pig, a long time gone On his way to Avalon Towards Avalon one day he disappeared I got a postcard, "Feeling fine, wish you were here" Good old pig, a long time gone On his way to Avalon To Avalon