The Mall of America

Hey Bob it's been awhile since I wrote to you Heard you're in Montana now about to make a move New York is always great and London has its trains But don't forget the old Midwest in your planning phase And the Mall of America All you'll ever need All our hopes and dreams At the Mall of America Greatest mall in history Oh Bob you've no idea the horror and the pain Listening to Christmas music fourteen hours a day I'd love to burn it down or blow it all sky high I don't know about all that but I think you might At the Mall of America All you'll ever need All our hopes and dreams At the Mall of America Greatest mall in history If you blew it up I know they'd only build it all again Millions over budget on some hotshot architect Lobby at the legislature Stick us with the bill If you terrorists don't kill us then the politicians will Well Bob forget all that I'm late for work again Missed the bus and had to walk from Minneapolis If you decide to visit stop and say hello I'll be at the kiosk selling sunglasses til close At the Mall of America All you'll ever need All our hopes and dreams At the Mall of America It's the biggest mall It's not the biggest mall But still the greatest mall It's still the greatest mall It's the greatest mall in history