Stranger Than Fiction

Stranger Than Fiction Joe Jackson Please mister can't you help me try to find my baby's house It's three in the morning in the pouring rain I can't find the house and i forgot the number But I gotta give her these roses to relieve her pain Don't laugh . . . just tell me you've been there before So we fight but we fight every evening And I tell you every morning I just love her more And life goes on . . . filled with disasters and friction And life can be strange But love can be stranger than fiction Only love can be stranger than fiction Excuse me operator . . . tell me what time it is Me and my lover been in bed all day I think I strained a muscle I didn't know I had And tell me what day it is anyway Don't laugh . . . just tell me you hear what I say I love her so much I don't even know what planet I'm on Love her so much I wish she'd just go away And life goes on . . . filled with bizarre contradictions And life can be strange But love can be stranger than fiction Only love can be stranger than fiction I know that sometimes love goes But sometimes it comes back to getcha And when love grows It grows like a flower or grows like a tumor Love shows that God has a sense of humor Life goes on . . . ever immune to prediction And life can be strange But love can be stranger than fiction Only love can be stranger than fiction