Sad Clowns

Well I don't wait on women I don't open doors I'm not much of a gentleman And by the way, I keep score So if you are thinking You're sitting on top of the world with me Baby, you'd better think again I don't care for girls Who give compliments to themselves How glamorous they are And how they're really something else I've been taken in By women like that before So baby, you'd better think again I could be more accommodating But somehow it's lost on me And all this useless talking About how it's going to be I'll come along for the ride And this sad clown company Hey baby, you'd better think again Well I'm about as dependable As a drunkard who needs a drink Have no real interest In what you might say or think But I got the ice cubes To pour you a drink Baby, you'd better think again I could be more accommodating But somehow it's lost on me And all this useless talking About how it's going to be I'll come along for the ride And your sad clowncompany But baby, you'd better think again I'd like to apologize For all my shortcomings now And sure, I get lonely But I get over it somehow I'm not exactly a young girl's dream Cause you figured that out by now So baby, you'd better think again Hey baby, you'd better think again