Be My Friend Tonight

[Verse 1] I threw a party, nobody came I bought all the tickets, they cancelled the game I gave you my picture, it didn't fit your frame Be my friend tonight [Chorus] Be my friend tonight, be my friend tonight I'll sleep on the couch, you can leave on that light Well, I won't do nothing wrong till you say it's right Come on, honey, be my friend tonight [Verse 2] Now you bring the glasses and I'll bring the wine I'll rub your shoulders just like they was mine I won't make no passes till it's passing time If you're only gonna be my buddy tonight [Chorus] Be my friend tonight, be my friend tonight I'll sleep on the couch, you can leave on that light Well, I won't do nothing wrong till you say it's right Come on, darling, be my friend tonight [Verse 3] Well, I'll mind my manners, my P's and Q's I won't give you nothing that you can't use I'll whip out the old guitar and sing you the blues Be my friend tonight [Chorus] Be my friend tonight, be my friend tonight I'll sleep on the couch, you can leave on that light Well, I won't do nothing wrong till you say it's right Come on, honey, be my friend tonight [Chorus] Be my friend tonight, be my friend tonight I'll sleep on the couch, you can leave on that light Well, I won't do nothing wrong till you say it's right Come on, darling, be my friend tonight [Outro] Oh, come on, honey, be my friend tonight Please be my friend tonight