Dead Skunk

[Verse 1] Crossin' the highway late last night He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right He didn't see the station wagon car The skunk got squashed and there you are [Chorus] You got your dead skunk in the middle of the road Dead skunk in the middle of the road Dead skunk in the middle of the road Stinkin' to high heaven [Verse 2] Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose Roll up your window and hold your nose You don't have to look and you don't have to see 'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory [Chorus] You got your dead skunk in the middle of the road Dead skunk in the middle of thе road Dead skunk in the middle of thе road Stinkin' to high heaven [Bridge] Yeah, you got your dead cat and you got your dead dog On a moonlit night, you got your dead toad frog You got your dead rabbit and your dead raccoon The blood and the guts, they're gonna make you swoon [Chorus] You got your dead skunk in the middle Dead skunk in the middle of the road Dead skunk in the middle of the road And it's stinkin' to high heaven [Outro] Come on, stink You got it It's dead, it's in the middle It smells like a quarter bag of weed It smells like the back of Willie Nelson's tour bus The front too It smells like somethin' Josh Abbott doesn't allow on his tour bus Not true Oh, the pollution, it's dead