The McDonald's Man

[Verse 1] McDonald's Man McDonald's Man The french fries had a plan The french fries had a plan The salad bar and the ketchup made a band 'Cus the french fries had a plan The french fries had a plan [Verse 2] McDonald's Man McDonald's I know them french fries have a plan I know them french fries have a plan The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band To overthrow the french fries' plan I always knew them french fries was evil man Smelling all good and shit I don't trust no food that smells that good man I don't trust it I just can't [Verse 3] McDonald's Man McDonald's Man McDonald's, damn Them french fries look good though I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the fries I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the fries Even the McRib was jealous of the fries I could see it through his artificial meat eyes And he only be there some of the time Everybody was jealous of them french fries Except for that one special guy That smooth apple pie