congratulations

You were so good at the bad and the ugly You were the best at pretending you loved me You paid the bill, I paid the price You told the waitress, she's got pretty eyes And you had the nerve to ask why I'm not hungry Maybe I'm just not cut out for competition With you and every girl that has a pulse So baby congratulations I hope you like your prize Standing up on that podium, alone for the rest of your life I'll be sitting for your ovation Cause boy you're not worth the fight And I would rather run right now than in circles til the day that I die I lose, you win, good luck, goodbye I was in bed, waiting for you to drive home She was a blonde, or was it brunette, from Ohio (or Nashville, or Vegas, or LA) I'm almost impressed, you should go pro At turning a young girl's naive heart stone cold You're the man, you're the champ At being an asshole So baby congratulations I hope you like your prize Standing up on that podium, alone for the rest of your life I'll be sitting for your ovation Cause boy you're not worth the fight And I would rather run right now than in circles til the day that I die I lose, you win, good luck, goodbye Maybe I'm just not cut out for competition With you and every girl that has a pulse Funny how to you it's only ever about winning When all I ever wanted was you close So baby congratulations I hope you like your prize Standing up on that podium, alone for the rest of your life I'll be sitting for your ovation Cause boy you're not worth the fight And I would rather run right now than in circles til the day that I die I lose, you win, good luck, goodbye