TEXAS HOLD 'EM

[Chorus] This ain't Texas (Woo) Ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down So park your Lexus (Woo) And throw your keys up (Hey) Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) And I'll be gone if I can't slow dance with you Come have some sugar with me, honey, too It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown Don't be a fool, come take it to the floor now, woo, ha [Verse 1] There's a tornado (There's a tornado) In my city (In my city) In the basement (In the basement) 'Cause it ain't pretty (It ain't pretty) Pray you miss me (Pray you miss me) 'Cause we survivin' ('Cause wе survivin') Off red-cup kisses, sweet redеmption, passin' time, yeah [Pre-Chorus] Ooh, one step to the right We heading to the one place we always thought was nice Ooh, run me to the left And spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind [Chorus] This ain't Texas (Woo) Ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down So park your Lexus (Woo) And throw your keys up (Hey) Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) And I'll be gone if I can't slow dance with you Come have some sugar with me, honey, too It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown Don't be a fool, come take it to the floor now, woo And I'll be gone if I cannot dance with you Come have some sugar with me, honey, too It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown Don't be a fool, come take it to the floor now, woo [Post-Chorus] Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Woo-hoo [Verse 2] There's a heatwave (There's a heatwave) Comin' at us (Comin' at us) Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight) Too cold to panic (Cold to panic) All of the problems Just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic) And now we're runnin' to the first spot that we find, yeah [Pre-Chorus] Ooh, one step to the right We heading to the one place we always thought was nice Ooh, you run to the left Just with me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind [Chorus] This ain't Texas (Woo) Ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down So park your Lexus (Woo) And throw your keys up (Hey) Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) And I'll be gone if I cannot dance with you Come have some sugar with me, honey, too It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown Don't be a fool, come take it to the floor now, woo And I'll be gone if I cannot dance with you Come have some sugar with me, honey, too It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown Don't be a fool, come take it to the floor now, ooh [Outro] Take it to the floor now, ooh Hoops, spurs, boots To the floor now, ooh Furs, spurs, boots Solargenic, photogenic, shoot