Recruitment Song

[HORSE] I'd like to bring you up to date On my adventures as of late When last I saw you I was looking for the pieces of the key You see, I found them all And then I found my Rider We went home together But we got stuck In the Nowhere Place between the portals [SPLENDIB] Congratulations are in order Horse and Rider reunited [HORSE, spoken] Well, uh, okay, so... So there's actually just a couple more things, uh Let me finish- [HORSE] There inside thе Rift The Nowhere King was lurking Waiting to bе freed And accidentally, I released him Whoopsie-daisy! Here's the rub He's coming now, he's got an army And we'll need one too So I returned to Centaurworld To hopefully recruit you all to fight [JUDGE JACKET & **MOLETAURS**] Your problems don't concern the Underground But your Interruptions here are quite upsetting **(Moist)** You're clearly cannot read the room, but if you take a look around You'll see you and your herd just crashed a moletaur wedding **(I mean, come on)** [HORSE, spoken] Okay, yeah, uh, guys This is totally a wedding [WAMMAWINK, spoken] What? [HORSE, spoken] Yeah, I see that now [WAMMAWINK, spoken] Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry [HORSE, spoken] You got a little dress on and everything (Moletaur Bride cries) [HORSE, spoken] B- but anyway, since, uh I'm already here, heh... [HORSE] I was hoping to recruit you all To fight the war [MOLETAUR, spoken] What war? [HORSE] The war that's coming! There's a horde with swords The minotaurs will set this place ablaze [CATAURS, spoken] No way Can we bake s'mores? [HORSE] No! It's not that kind of fire It's the kind that kills and harms I've seen it in my world so many times We must prepare an army So I'd like to invite you all To join us in the fight 'Cause if you don't Then you maybe will die And you maybe will anyway [GLITTER CATS, spoken] Me? [HORSE] The little one [SPLENDIB, spoken] She's talking to you [HORSE & CATAUR IN CROWD] No, not you, that one (Huh?) Maybe both of you If I'm being perfectly honest (Okay?) [CHED] Way to flonkin' go, Horse! [HORSE, spoken] I do not need this right now [CHED] You're scarin' everyone to death Big surprise [WAMMAWINK, spoken] You brought us back to the beartaur? [HORSE, spoken] Look, we can't pick and choose, we need everyone [ZULIUS, spoken] I am not going in there [DURPLETON, spoken] Me neither [GLENDALE, spoken] Oh, no [CHED, spoken] I'm not going in there, no [WAMMAWINK, spoken] This is your thing You go in. I'm not going in! [HORSE, spoken] He tried to make me part of his collection [TREE SHAMANS] The last time you were here All you did was kick and steal from us All you did was kick a tree and steal our stuff [HORSE, spoken] Okay, you're right. I'm- I'm sorry [TREE SHAMANS] How does it feel to kick a tree? We don't know because we're trees And we don't kick each other [HORSE, spoken] I'm- I'm sorry [CHED, spoken] Yeah, I told you we never should've done that [HORSE, spoken] What? No, you didn't, you kicked her too! [TREE SHAMANS] We don't steal from each other [CHED, spoken] I didn't have anything to do with that That was all Horse [HORSE, spoken] I should've kicked you, Ched! [TREE SHAMANS] If you're askin' for our help Then we say no [HORSE, spoken] No? [CENTAURS] No, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no No, no, no [HORSE, spoken] Okay. Thank you for your time, heh... I guess