Pat Stay vs Rone Compliment Battle

[Pay Stay] Did you wanna go first? [Rone] Oh you're gonna, you're gonna do that for me? [Pay Stay] Yeah absolutely. You wanna go first buddy? Do you wanna go? [Rone] I'll go first. Fuck it [Pay Stay] Yeah, make some noise for Rone [Rone] Make some noise for Pat Stay man! [Pay Stay] I told you I'm a nice guy. Let's start this battle off proper [Rone] Check me out, check me out, check me out, check me the fuck out Are y'all ready? [Pay Stay] Your voice cracked [Round 1: Rone] I said, the first time I met Pat Stay... He bought me a strawberry banana smoothie He really did that shit So no matter how many fabricated, bullshit compliments you come up with We really LIVED THAT SHIT! (Dawg, this mic...) Yo, when you walk in a room...people notice Fucking fireworks surround you Time slows, we lose focus of everything around you You're so majestic a fucking beast that it's impossible to clown you You're so good looking a man but that's the least interesting thing about you! Check me out See, see, I would say that I'm more polite than you But the polite thing to do Would be to say you're more polite than me So check this out {clears throat} You're probably more polite than me You're probably better on a bike than me More nice More might, more WHITE than me If we crashed with gorillas and killers you're more likely to win a fight than me Even though you're twice the size of me you're probably light than me If we put up the same status on Facebook you will probably get more likes than me Dawg, dawg, dawg I make personal HOLIDAYS when your battle comes out I quarantine myself in a room that doesn't have any sound I close the windows, blinds and doors and start blacking it out Ritualistically set up my laptop and light candles around When your opponents rapping there's no reactions allowed But if they don't go nuts for you I get mad at the crowd I even cracked a new tile I laid back in my house after slamming the ground cause I was laughing so loud You fucking ANIMAL, SAVAGE, you LEGEND I am graced just to be in your presence I will bottle your cum and your blood and your pee just to capture your essence Your wrists are like bricks, they can barely fit your Timex Watching this guy flex his biceps it's like he's in hi-def Is it the protein you digest? The low weight? High reps? Did you give away your bed? Do you sleep on an incline press? I mean you, you can't even...you can't even LIFT with Pat He shoulder presses fire hydrants Then picks his beards out with a giant trident like Poseidon His left nut doesn't get burnt, it shoots a serum that fights the virus His right nut was the wrecking ball in that vid' from Miley Cyrus So making fun of your accent is not the positive move He'll wind up knocking me out with a fucking shot to the tooth Whether it's talking about or fucking talking aboot If he finds me walking about he'll make me walk in a boot You're so imposing a figure, you're so massive a force That you could rob any slob as he passes your door But if Pat ever did this for actual sport Then fucking Robin Hood here would just give it back to the poor But you're-you're good in any hood Any country, what is this craziness? A fucking black hood, a white hood, everyone is great with it A fucking poor hood, a rich hood, he fosters all relationships You could rock a Klan hood at a Panther rally and you would still get away with it I mean you're a fucking a beast, a fucking legend, a fucking innovator I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO FUCKING BUY YOU DINNER LATER! I said, the way I feel about him, man, it's all an obsession He really could've killed me but instead he taught me a lesson He flipped the script and instead he put me on in a session So, just to show my gratitude I GOT YOU A PRESENT! Time baby, let's go. That's a fucking present from me [Judge: Quick Matthews] He bought him dinner. (Tim Horton baby) He actually bought him dinner later like he said he was gonna do. How you feel about the first round? Make some noise if you're feeling Rone. I go by the name of Quick Matthews. Next person up to go, obviously your champ, your local legend, Pat Stay you ready? (I'm ready) Get him son, get him son [Round 1: Pat Stay] Alright I did buy him a smoothie...wish I could take it back Cause you're already smooth as fuck it is and I don't really like wasting cash His dad and mommy are rich If I had a body like his I would be an underwear model for Abercrombie and Fitch Fucking sexy And he still recycles, how could you hate on that? Pops bottles at the club and then takes 'em all back Puts half his money in RSP's so he saves on cash And drives an environment friendly car that's fucking great on gas Boy, I'm gonna compliment you, till you have such a confidence boost You'll be doing the helicopter all cocky walking through an NBA locker room And yes I am implying that their cocks are huge but that's off topic I'm here to talk to you... Hold on! Hahaha 'm gonna compliment you, till you have such a confidence boost You'll be doing the helicopter all cocky walking through an NBA locker room And yes I am implying that their cocks are huge but that's off topic I'm here to talk to you My little crotch rocket, hot pocket, cock socket, God you're cute Straight up, (Don Demarco) Hey! If my girl wanted to cheat on me with you I wouldn't even stop her I'd scream and holler in excitement for her every time I seen you call her I'd even drop her off at your house for you and pretend to just be her father I'd beep and all, I mean just the thought of you being on her, IT'D BE AN HONOR! LEAN! MEAN! SEX MACHINE! And with your cardiovascular, you'd be able to go harder and faster than me Not to mention how long you could last with her I'd sneak in your room, peeking out through the closet watching you smashing her Come out applauding you afterwards and go home not even mad at her Dawg I'd BE PROUD OF HER! How ya like that? How ya like that? Hollering all up in your ear I'ma send you back to your new high salary, honorable career You just had a child too huh? Even brought his daughter with him here Well I got four words for that ya little hunk...FATHER OF THE YEAR! All cuddly and happy, ehh mommy and daddy You're gonna be one wonderful pappy I went to the baby shower and even though I was late an hour he said it's lovely to have me How sweet You let me crash cause I was drunk and didn't want me out driving the streets Your baby started crying in the middle of the night and you said, "Shut up. He's trying to sleep." But you're still not nicer than me! Wanna bet? Well let's go baby What you know about shoulder pain Lugging loads of groceries to help old ladies I'll hold the door for you on your way into work Stand there 'til you're finished then follow you as you leave Just to make sure that you get home safely I'M FUCKING NICE! POLITE! HAVE A GREAT NIGHT! MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME, HOPE YOU HAD A SAFE FLIGHT! Try to flex manners with me, I make Ned Flanders look mean Man, I'm such a true Friend, I just left Chandlers with Phoebes Manners Manners You really think you can outdo me? Me? I beg your pardon Excuse me Please Man, do you know how much sugar I've lent my neighbors? I did my ALS challenge in a cryogenic chamber I fucking cured that shit too When I got out you couldn't tell if I got hit with the flu or Sub Zero's finishing move And I apologize for randomly now just thinking this shit out the blue But you're so goddamn pretty and cute I'd fuck the shit out of you Ha Please With your Harvard scholarship Fucking archaeologist GPA, highest mark you can get, you're fucking smart as shit You said some pretty nice stuff, how fond of him But even Sobey's brand said there's no comparing our compliments Body bag [Verse 2: Rone] Alright so what you say, what, that one part you said was true How one of us got daughters Like it was actual, factual real shit, like that is not fodder But you always been there for me A fucking friend, a companion, a fucking dog walker So I won't take no for an answer Pat, I'M MAKING YOU GODFATHER! I said my target's been identified Gentrified Gentle guy Edified, pensive side Makes my dick look pencil size I get pissed when people insinuate you're just another guy I don't know what's more developed, your muscles or your rhymes Judging from your toned physique, I can tell that he likes spinach Which improves his cognitive function He's probably [Both] Finishing my sentence [Round 2: Rone] Fuck that Yo, I mean have y'all seen him do a crossword puzzle? Whoo! Less than five minutes I'm barely picking up my pen, he slams his down like, "I'M FINISHED" And the tats on your neck and your back and chest Are all handsome and fresh and demand my respect The lines are so subtle with casual depth That I find that each ones more bad ass than the next You're on some super duper action hero movie shit That NO OTHER human does I can't tell if it's skilled training or it's just stupid luck But a fight on top of a train Hit the tunnel and you would duck Then roll off at the next overpass and land on a moving truck See, one time, I got him a hooker just to show how much I like the guy Cause I figured he'd light her tail up just like she was a firefly But instead of fucking banging her He's such a nice a fucking guy That I found her later and he was fucking-had her on his knee and he was giving her life advice I mean, you miss a party that Pat throws your fucking life's over He's got candy mountains, chocolate fountains, ice sculptures Whether you drink or your life's sober Fucking people swarm like vultures But the kids are the real winners because he promotes the right culture Check me, check me, check me Each course tastes more great when you're dining at your place From the way that the fork's placed Each setting so ornate If you're taking his bar exam it isn't a court date Fuck a bottle of Bordeaux, he's gonna uncork crates Waiters with shorn traits keep bringing out more plates From the cheese and acorn grate To dessert, a sorbet, from the Chiffon cakes To delightfully warm crapes He was even feeding me oysters like shit was his foreplay From the way that the pork sprays to the way that the Corn Flakes Encrusted the port steak, motherfucker is GOURMET! I said, he's GOURMET! HE'S GOURMET AS SHIT! Yo, he uses his, he uses (Give him a mackerel) Should I give a mackerel? (Here's a mackerel man) Yo here's a mackerel! Here's a fucking mackerel! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! Eat it {Pat Stay takes the mackerel and throws it back into the crowd} [Pat Stay] Aye, somebody got struck with a mackerel. Hahahaha [Rone] I'm not done complimenting him I got more compliments I said he uses his battles and his mackerels for showing off his big genitalia But he always hides his music, the fucking slick little sailor Y'all should listen, it makes it seem that Biggie's a failure You make Mozart look like Iggy Izalea I said you always hide that shit You should shout it from the roof tops Your tunes pop my jukebox You're the 2Pac of the Boondox You're the reason for my crusty tube sock And a hair doll in my shoe box You're so smooth that Neil Armstrong is jealous of your moon walk Yo, check me Here's a thing or two just to show how much I think of you I learn how to wink just so I could wink at you The way I feel about him man...it's all an obsession He could've killed me but instead he put me on in a session I don't even know how to fucking talk to this legend So, just to show my gratitude I GOT YOU A PRESENT! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! {Pay Stay opens the present and takes out a pink sweater} [Round 2: Pat Stay] Most people would say I would kick his ass You're probably right But I would never raise my right hand to a man with the body of Christ However I would nail you... ...to a cross you fucking fags! As I fan you with a leaf and slowly feed your chocolate covered grapes But if you did have something to say you'd get punched in the face I'll come right to your crib... Speaking of which, I like what you've done with the place Hard wood floors, new paint, two shades, blue/grey Perfectly matches the duvet So nice I damn near left my girl and asked him if he needed a roommate Heart shapes love seats with a chic suede couch To hangout and just cuddle on as you lay down in Shay's Lounge Potpourri with chestnuts and acorns in the glass; wow The decor, you must've been watching gay porn in the background That's a compliment! Aye, aye wait Bed is made everyday in that special way you do {claps hands} Boom, the setting changes to an entertainment room You electrician! Interior decorator now you're a fucking tradesman too? What can't you do?! You're such a man, I wouldn't be surprised if you brang your tools Look at yourself You age well, look as if you were in grade 12 So smooth...hold up, hold up, hold up So smooth I bet that you basil as shave gel Athletic, abs shredded, has credit, cash/debit The dude in the locker room ass naked You walk by and peek at the last second Aye, you wanna know something that's kinda weird? When I look at your sideburns I just wanna tuck 'em behind your ear I bet you only have to shave a couple of times a year I'm probably gonna end up fucking you while you're here Aye, remember the first time you talked to me and I choked? Just stuttered and you asked me what I said but I didn't want to repeat it though You said, "Nah I didn't hear you, what did you say?" I said, "Ah, I said I just thought that I'd seen a ghost." But what I actually said was "I wish you and me could reenact the pottery scene from Ghost!" But I'm not gonna sit here and dwell on what could've been what I'm just saying those two dudes in that Macklemore video should've been us Aye With your Greek god, sweet bod No pun intended but I bet your bird's so pretty they called it a fucking peacock Look, I'm not gay but... C'mon You know? Look at how damn juicy them lips is Beautiful hair, every time he runs his hands through it, it glistens Shampooed and conditioned and uses nutrition He's got that nerdy type style, pearly white smile, man who am I kidding? Hey! Heard you were top of your class in track and field That shit's real Explains your delicious 8 pack of vacuum sealed tight abs of steel I was outside your hotel door while you were fucking your girl to see how loud she squeals Wait until she came out then cornered her against the wall like..."How'd it feel?" And she said IT WAS GREAT! She said it was great You little man whore Man, I bet you got so much rhythm you just fuck like you're on the dance floor I couldn't keep up with him, that's for damn sure A couple leg strokes and my leg's sore You could probably fuck my bitch to that old techno song "Sandstorm" On fast forward! He's got an enormous horse dick It's hard to play sports with cause none of his shorts fit It has to be picked up with a forklift Runs up to kick a field goal and slips on his fucking foreskin Gets a boner and has to pop the highest dosage of ibuprofen I would know this [Judge] Hold on, hold on, that's time. You cut man. You're cut [Rone] Nah, nah. Let him finish! Let him go! {Judge and Rone go back and forth and decide to let Pat Stay finish} [Pat Stay] That was so fucking nice of you To let me go I want to hug him and ROCK HIM What is this? 100% cotton? You must've just washed this It smells awesome I LOVE YOU! Time [Round 3: Rone] Yo, so there has been some ah, questionable shit in this battle But it's cool cause we know Pat is straight, eh? Plus, back in school, little Patrick got straight A's From K until grade 8 Which I think is the same age he lost his virginity fucking a Playmate And the way he fucks? He wants to talk about my sex THE WAY HE FUCKS! Like a god from a porn movie In fact, I heard you got accused of banging one of Thor's groupies Can we talk about his hair? Why, could he age more smoothly? Those subtle grays look fucking great like a young George Clooney I seriously, I seriously bet you have the hottest sex I'm dry hump and repeat Shit's mind numbingly weak His shit's 500 degrees And I can't believe you molested Charron, you sly son of a B A million questions popped into my mind like..."Why wasn't it me?" I mean, I mean, first Sandusky wouldn't touch me Then Pat never felt the D The fact that no one will molest me is really killing my self esteem I mean, I SERIOUSLY CAN'T BELIEVE that you molested Charron After all the days and nights I spent texting your phone All the pictures, all the meme's with the X's and O's And my face photoshopped on Sylvester Stallone But still But still...I gotta say that I admire you dude To the point that I'd never want to see you mired in gloom In fact, I would do anything to brighten your mood Just to see you smile CAUSE IT LIGHTS UP A ROOM! Fucking, giant, lion sized dude with a giant IQ You were inspired by Shuffle and Marlo You know who I'm inspired by? You Oh fucking iron size man, I'll fucking idolize you I watch from a distance and I hired private eyes too When I heard that Pat Stay was your best friend Err-I heard Hollohan was your best friend I got actually pissed Infuriated, I didn't know that type of madness exists So now I watch you when you hang with other people alone And when you go off to use the bathroom I come and sneak through your phone cause you're perfect Pat I seriously just think you're sent from above My therapist calls it crazy but I just think that it's fucking love! Pat, what I feel about you Hold up, off the top of my mind Well, you're more polished and more honest and more awesome than I I can see you talking politics, rocking a tie All that tough guy shit, I bet it's all a disguise I felt trauma cause I was ostracized for all of my life by the popular guys But your positive vibe Your positive vibe Whoopsies...I just forgot all my lines for a second right there cause I was LOST IN YOUR EYES! WHAT?! WHAT? WHAT?! Whenever Pat Stay's with me, nothing compares When he leaves it's, "Pat stay with me" I'm stuck in despair The hot color this season? Any color you wear I want you to Patrick Swayze, Dirty Dancing hold me up in the air! The way I feel about you Man, it's all an obsession I seriously can't even believe you put me on in a session I seriously can't even believe I get to talk to this legend So just to show my gratitude I GOT YOU A PRESENT! Let's go! It's a nice watch! It's a nice watch! What?! We got another present! It's a very nice, it's a very nice watch [Round 3: Pat Stay] You said I age smoothly, look who's talking bud This is an all ages event You can fuck any girl here at the waterfront Young George Clooney, psst Fed the same damn fade since grade 11 So I don't appreciate you showing up here like goddamn David Beckham What, you think just because I'm big I got no feelings? So much shit you guys don't deal with, low ceilings And since I'm tall when I go to shows I have to stand behind y'all Cause if not, I get fucking yelled at cause you can't see like it's my fault What? That's funny? Huh? That makes you laugh huh? You know how awkward I look in a fucking bath tub? Try to go tan and can't fit in the booth you stand in So I have to crouch down all creepy looking like a fucking praying mantis I hate being so big and huge Can't fit in fitting rooms Tag a girl with some little dude and he's got a bigger dick than you So much pressure and expectation we have to live up to The things you do we get ridiculed for it limits you! Like for example I happen to think that Boston Terriers are pretty cute But if I get caught walking down the street with one I'm gonna look like a fricking goof Maybe I'm not a pitbull dude Maybe I have feelings too Maybe one damn time in my life I'd like to be the little spoon Get off of me! You know how bad I've wanted to play beer pong? But being so big and all these tattoos, I don't know it just feels wrong I used to see you guys playing at parties and make fun of you Acting all rough and tough But as I watch out the corner of my eye I think, "Man this game looks fun as fuck" Beach volleyball, YEP, shit looks fucking dope Get a tan as you dive and just land in the sand, have I ever done it? Nope Too gangsta for that Too lanky for that You're the perfect size and you're circumcised You should be thankful for that Buddy bag! That's it. Everyone have a good one or what? [Judge] And the winner is...both of them