JACKPOT

HEY! IT’S YOUR FAVORITE SALESMAN [[Number 1 since 1997]] BUT SALES GONE DOWN [[The Drain]] [[The Drain!!]] NOW MY LIFE IS FULL OF [[Pain]] WELL I’VE GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] THAT ARE JUST LIKE YOU WHY HATE YOUR [[4.99]] LIFE WHEN YOU COULD BE [[BRAND NEW!]] I HAVE THE THING YOU NEED YOU WANT IT TO [[Complete]] THE [[Hyperlink is Blocked]] BUT I CAN SHOW IF YOU AGREE SHOW ME YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]] AND THE [[Light]] I SEE OH YOU’RE A LIGHTNER AREN’T YOU [[Come on!]] SHOW IT OFF TO ME! COME ON IT’S YOURS [[I’ll ]] HIT THE JACKPOT [[FAILURE]] ‘CAUSE NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT!]] [[Am I Sure?]] [[You got some heart]] YOU’LL BE ALRIGHT IF YOU [[Give it Give it Give it]] WITHOUT A FIGHT [[DEAL?]] IN NEED OF YOUR LIGHT [[Come on!]] I’D RATHER [[Die]] THAN BE A ROBOT I USED TO BE THE BIGGEST BUT NOW I NEED A LITTLE [[Generosity]] IT'S NOT BECAUSE ITS FOR THE RICHES IT’S FOR [[Freedom]] YOU SEE KROMER IS ALL I NEED TO GIVE YOU THE [[Deal Insurance]] I’LL GIVE A DISCOUNT JUST FOR YOU AND IT’LL BE [[Tax expense]] OH DON’T YOU WORRY I’M AN [[Honest Man]] YOU SEE YUM YUM DELICIOUS KROMER COME ON GIVE IT ALL TO ME! COME ON IT’S YOURS [[I’ll ]] HIT THE JACKPOT [[FAILURE]] ‘CAUSE NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT!]] [[Am I Sure?]] [[You got some heart]] YOU’LL BE ALRIGHT IF YOU [[Give it Give it Give it]] WITHOUT A FIGHT [[DEAL?]] IN NEED OF YOUR LIGHT [[Come on!]] I’D RATHER [[Die]] THAN BE A ROBOT WHAT!?!? YOU DON"T NEED IT!?!? THAT'S A REAL BIGSHOT MOVE KID!!! YOU'RE LIKE ME... [Desperate] BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT, DON'T WE!? W1LD PR1ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMERS, AND MOST OF ALL... [Hyperlink Blocked] WILL YOU TAKE THE FINAL DEAL!? THEN A DEAL'S A DEAL!!! PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU KID!!! COME ON IT’S YOURS [[I’ll ]] HIT THE JACKPOT [[FAILURE]] ‘CAUSE NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT!]] [[Am I Sure?]] [[You got some heart]] YOU’LL BE ALRIGHT IF YOU [[Give it Give it Give it]] WITHOUT A FIGHT [[DEAL?]] IN NEED OF YOUR LIGHT [[Come on!]] I’D RATHER [[Die]] THAN BE A ROBOT [[IT’S NOT OVER YET, HERE WE GO!!!!!!]]