If I Was a Beer

[Verse 1] If I was a beer I'd be cold, cold, cold After what you'd done, the way you shook me up Boy, I'd explode I'd have eleven good friends by my side Waiting their turn on a Friday night Ready to mess you up But honey, you're in luck [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a fine, fine wine I'm a slow, sweet pour I can be a little bitter, but I ain't a hard hitter Like a thirty from the grocery store So baby, goodbye-bye-bye All I gotta say is cheers You better thank your lucky stars that I ain't a PBR 'Cause it'd be going down different 'round here If I was a beer Mmm, yeah [Verse 2] Baby, over the years I'm only gonna get better with age And when you're sick of Milwaukee, you're gonna want me 'Cause you can't forget the taste You're gonna want me on your lips, wanna hold me in your hands Gonna want a second sip but you ain't gon' get the chance 'Cause I'll be making someone crazy on some love drunk Maybe out in Cali, maybe out in France [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a fine, fine wine I'm a slow, sweet pour I can be a little bitter, but I ain't a hard hitter Like a thirty from the grocery store So baby, goodbye-bye-bye All I gotta say is cheers You better thank your lucky stars that I ain't a PBR 'Cause it'd be going down different 'round here [Bridge] If I was a beer I'd be cheaper, probably wind up tossed out Roadside in the country If I was a beer I'd be weaker You'd just get what you wanted from me And you'd crush me, but you can't crush me [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a fine, fine wine I'm a slow, sweet pour I can be a little bitter, but I ain't a hard hitter Like a thirty from the grocery store So baby, goodbye-bye-bye All I gotta say is cheers You better thank your lucky stars that I ain't a PBR 'Cause it'd be going down different 'round here If I was a beer