[Verse 1]
Welcome to the family, hope you have a real good life
With my little sister, yeah, she'll make a real good wife
Hope you have lots of babies, hope you get a real good job
Hope you don't mind company 'cause we'll be here a lot
[Pre-Chorus]
And, brother, here's some brotherly advice
If you know what's good for you, you'll treat her right
[Chorus]
'Cause Grandpa's the local sheriff, yeah, he's the judge and the jury, too
Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son, and he'll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy, he'll fight you just for fun
Mama's got a real bad temper and Daddy's got a shotgun
[Verse 2]
Welcome to the family and this side of the tracks
If you ever leave her, you ain't coming back
My nephew Red's a hunter and he's gonna hunt you down
Just like he did the last one, and he still ain't been found
[Pre-Chorus]
I like you just fine, don't get me wrong
But, boy, take care of her 'cause if you don't
[Chorus]
Grandpa's the local sheriff, yeah, he's the judge and the jury, too
Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son, and he'll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy, he'll fight you just for fun
Mama's got a real bad temper and Daddy's got a shotgun
[Instrumental Break]
Yeah
[Chorus]
Grandpa's the local sheriff, yeah, he's the judge and the jury, too
Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son, and he'll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy, he'll fight you just for fun
Mama's got a real bad temper and Daddy's got a shotgun
[Bridge]
Welcome to the family, hope you have a real good life
With my little sister, yeah, she'll make a real good wife
[Outro]
Welcome to the family (Mama's got a real bad temper), Daddy's got a shotgun
Welcome to the family (Mama's got a real bad temper), Daddy's got a shotgun
Welcome to the family (Mama's got a real bad temper), Daddy's got a shotgun
Welcome to the family (Mama's got a real bad temper), Daddy's got a shotgun
Welcome to the family (Mama's got a real bad temper), Daddy's got a shotgun
Welcome to the family (Mama's got a real bad temper), Daddy's got a shotgun
Welcome to the family (Mama's got a real bad temper), my daddy's got a shotgun
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