American Girl

[LL Cool J] March... {*4X*} Boomdizzle baby Way back in 1776 Who would have thought we would have these chicks Some kind of slim and some extra thick They make me feel so patriotic Man, American girls are somethin to see I bet Thomas Jefferson would love BET This is a celebration all across the land Light the fireworks, bring out the marchin band Uncle L, I love the heartland South Carolina, they're lookin so tan Out in Kansas, they're so outlandish Up in Nebraska, I know what'cha after Bubble baths and Budweiser, joy and laughter A good ol' boy that's not tryin to gas ya American girl, no doubt who the best are I get harder faster than a car from NASCAR Make Paul Revere wanna ride again The red coats are comin, fuck it, let 'em in The King of England woulda left us alone If he saw Jessica Simpson eat an ice cream cone Teeny bikini, red white and blue A-merican girl, I salute you From Massachusetts to Albuquerque Back to the midwest, as sweet as dessert be [Hook] I see you out there dancin; looks like you need romancin You're my American girl, A-merican girl You know I wanna hold you; here's somethin you can roll to You're my American girl, A-merican girl (march ladies!) Left, left, left-right-left (march ladies!) Right, right, right-left-right (march ladies!) Left, left, left-right-left (march ladies! Right, right, right-left-right (march ladies~!) [LL Cool J] I'm so glad that French helped us out Now you free to walk around and let your cleavage bounce The Founding Fathers would've been hot and bothered Watch boomdizzle, you know what I'm talkin about From Philadelphia to Illinois St. Louis, Alabama, country grammar Queens, New York, Detroit to Montana Today's your day girl, let's raise the banner Benjamin Franklin, I so wanna thank him Take a look at these girls, they the best in the world Blonds and brunettes, redheads with curls March with me girl and let your baton twirl Champagne corks were burstin in the air Gave prove through the night, my girls were still there I'm a drum major, leadin you to the flavor Go ahead and shake what'cha momma gave ya Oh, oh, say can you see By the dawn's early light Par-ty with me every night Let down your hands, alright Whatever you do, don't lose this all fast I'mma have to fly my flag at half mast You go girl, you make me wanna holla I'd take George off and put your boobs on the dollar [Hook] [LL Cool J] I'm the master of the ceremony go 'head yell Put your hands in the air ring the Liberty Bell I give you the John Hancock if you don't tell Let's have the Boston Tea party, what the hell! Celebrate the day Crispus Attucks fell So we could use our parts and rock to LL 36 double D's never troubled me Thank God that Columbus made that discovery The Queen of Spain spent some change Now Paris Hilton, is pushin the Range Stars ride by while the chauffeurs drive But all you girls with 9-to-5's dance with pride This is the USA, great to be alive Great watch the video with them big ol' thighs Brown and blue, green and hazel eyes All directed straight towards the prize Any shape or size, all different types of vibes Around the way girls, ready to ride Farmer's daughter on the John Deere with pride Conservative blue bloods, intelligent minds With them Girls Next Door, they put me under a spell I'm on top of the world, I'mma screamin to tell I love the USA girls Almost as much as when the Giants beat Green Bay, girl [Hook]