[Verse 1: LL Cool J, Redman, (Method Man)]
Get the fuck out of here, I'm LL Cool
Soakin' wet with bad bitches in the in-door pool
(Yo, what am I, an animal?)
'Cause I bagged your's too
One bad mooley, nigga you can't school me
I'm the GOAT, what I wrote cause fire and smoke
To think I started on the choir singin' solo for the Pope
Tell your mama please, get up off her knees
You can't wear yellow spandex with a ass like cottage cheese
Open-toed shoes, feet smell like collard greens
Toes Kriss Krossed like she on J. Dupri's team
Bunions sittin' up like beach balls in the sand
Plus a mouth full of rotten teeth, with a dildo in her hand
Who the fuck let you in? All my assistants are fired
Now I'm lookin' for some washed-up rapper that I can hire
You know, some old school nigga with a bitter attitude
Pay him 15 hundred to fuck his girl in an interlude
You say I'm souped up? Well – soup is good food
So what I scratch my nuts, how the fuck is that rude?!?
The soul glowin', afro pickin'
S-curl hatin', Jamaican rum sippin'
(Killa burp on ya girl buttcheeks)
'Cause honey had my nuts like two red beets
I'm bananas – out of my fucking mind, they won't let me back in
'Cause I was down before the hype like Dusty Rhodes and Bob Backlund
Bruno Sammartino, Stan Stasiak
Now The Rock and Stone Cold are my favorite maniacs
The top rooster pluckin', chickens when I’m cluckin'
'Cause W.W.F. stands for "When and Where we Fuckin'?"
[Chorus: LL Cool J, (Redman)]
Fuhgidabowdit (Yo, kid)
Fuhgidabowdit
Fuhgidabowdit
Yo, fuhgidabowdit
Yo, aye, fuhgidabowdit
Aye, aye, fuhgidabowdit
Eh, fuhgidabowdit
[Verse 2: Redman, (LL Cool J), (Method Man)]
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
I'm like Menace II Society
I roll through the drive-thru like Caine
Jack you for the cheeseburgers and chicken wings, and Daytons too
See my boys down to rob crack patients too
Bricks, walk around, snorkel down
Macaroni and cheese Timbs, broke out the orphan house
Transportin' out, the poison in 'em
Box 'em up in the aisle with the frozen dinners
(And the niggas that reign...?)
My goal's to get 'em
With the heat-seekin' flow, with fo' antennas
Doc's Da Name, that's why y'all fuck with me
I'm pocket change, the bums gon' fuck with these
Inject the venom, car note inspection sticker
Check the pen, I write like a X was in 'em
Teeth grittin', I brawl with a major league mitten
(Where the stash at, punk?) And he takin' me with him!
[Chorus: Redman]
Fuhgidabowdit
Yo, fuhgidabowdit
Ayo, nigga, fuhgidabowdit
Yo, yo, yo, fuhgidabowdit
Yo, dog, fuhgidabowdit
Yo, you heard? Fuhgidabowdit
Ayo, you hear me? Fuhgidabowdit
Yo, nigga, fuhgidabowdit
[Verse 3: Method Man, (Redman)]
Yo, this be a Cool J function, music get my blood pumpin'
Down for whatever, which usually means I'm up to somethin'
Who owe me somethin'? Them niggas in the back frontin'
They rockin' cuffs and, put the eight up, wack repercussion
You know my name, so there's no need for introduction
I'm Mr. Done-It-All, so none of y'all can do me nothing
Bitch, I'm grown, puffin' on that one-and-gone
Bet me and Queen Bee be swingin' 'til the honeycomb
Backs get blown, trash get thrown
In headlocks, from this view, I'm fuckin' Star Jones
I'm Red Hot, just like candy
In '95, won the Grammy
(Yo, we use it as an ashtray now!)
Niggas can't stand or understand me, yeah
Either or, funky headhunter, wild Comanches with shitty draws
What's that shit? "What shit?" That shit on your lip
I can't smoke with ya, kiddo, but I'll save ya the clip...
[Chorus: Redman & Method Man]
Fuhgidabowdit
Ayo, nigga, fuhgidabowdit
Yo, what the fuck?! Fuhgidabowdit
Yo, fuhgidabowdit
Uh, fuhgidabowdit {*DMX growls*}
Ayo, dog, fuhgidabowdit {*DMX growls*}
Bitches can't stand me, fuhgidabowdit {*DMX growls*}
Still pullin' down her panties, fuhgidabowdit
[Verse 4: DMX]
The shit I see every day brings tears to my eyes
How I holla at my niggas (Uh) bring ears to my cries
Stick niggas for noddin' off, then teach 'em somethin' (What!)
Bitch niggas talkin' 'bout you from the streets, you frontin' (Woo)
I never liked you, and you, I don't know
So what the fuck you think is 'sposed to happen? We gon' go (Uh!)
Mano-a-mano – whatever, nigga, I'm gon' dust you (What!)
If you can't take that ass whoopin', I'm gon' bust you (What!)
Talkin' to you like a lil' nigga, 'cause you is (Aight!)
But don't forget that daddy's gonna always love his kids (You know)
Faggot niggas got the nerve to wonder why I rob (Why?)
You guys were livin' fat while everybody else starve
That pretty shit is lame (What!), fuck what your name hold
Break a nigga off somethin', watch a nigga gain fo'
Now you layin' somewhere cold (Uh!), stiff as shit
And all that riffin' shit managed to get you was hit, bitch!
[Outro: DMX]
Fuhgidabowdit