Smokin’ Dopin’

[Verse 1] Yeah Smokin', dopin', keep your ears open Put me on the flier and I'm guaranteed to rope in Twenty-thousand people to the place that I play at And have em even sayin', "How could someone say that? They're as good as the man who just saw {*scratched "Cool J"*} Please give me some more Of those hoopin', scoopin', rhymes you be troopin'" If you don't know the new dance, Patty Duke 'n Clap your hands, stomp your feet, snap your fingers I'm snatchin' airplay from all you AIDS catchin' singers It's a special delivery on your front step My picture's on the cover and the rhymes are in effect Cause, I love to lay down joints for the playground And have you O.D.ing saying, "Y'know, J sound righteous The brother did what he had to" I didn't talk about this, so I had you Sleepin', breathin' sayin', "Yo, he ain't keepin' His promise to astonish, from weekend to weekend" But here it is, the jam of all jams And from this day forth, MC's are gettin' slammed With the [Chorus] Uhh, aww yeah, uhh - ahh Uhh, aww yeah, uhh - ahh Uhh, aww yeah, uhh - ahh Uhh, aww yeah! [Verse 2] I'm the wise wizard of the microphone swinging it Here's a mean joint, all the hip-hoppers are singing it Doin a dance in tight bike pants So get up on it (HO!) you'll only get one chance To work out the soreness in your muscles Do your own thing, even the hustle MC's I'ma torture, that's already known But while I'm torturing them, I'ma leave you alone So you can bump, grind, and rub up against your partner And look wild like you're trying to get a part in a Dirty movie on the hip-hop tip Now tell me (tell you what?) that brother L ain't trying to flip With the [Chorus] Uhh, aww yeah, uhh - ahh Uhh, aww yeah, uhh - ahh Uhh, aww yeah, uhh - ahh Uhh, aww yeah! [Verse 3] Movin, groovin', admit that you've been Shocked and rocked and I'm on top and it's been proven I'm self-reliant, on stage I'm defiant All those rumors are small things to a giant I'm not a cool, calm, collected type of brother I'm kind of hype that's why I'm a good lover In bed I'm energetic, kind of like a freight train Going so crazy I have the girlies saying, "Wait James!" I do damage - use the beef to build a sandwich And when I'm done, she'll be saying, "How did you manage To make me feel pleasure from my toes to my head? On top of that, you ran laps around the bed" So bust out the pumped up funk that I'm revealing And listen to it, while you're in your car wheeling Or on your Walkman as you're starin' at the ceiling Or when you and your love is sex-appealing To the [Chorus] Uhh, aww yeah, uhh - ahh Uhh, aww yeah, uhh - ahh Uhh, aww yeah, uhh - ahh Uhh, aww yeah! [Bridge] It's like a smooth joint, you know what I mean? Real mellow, on the love tip, check it out [Chorus] Uhh, aww yeah, uhh - ahh Uhh, aww yeah, uhh - ahh Uhh, aww yeah, uhh - ahh Uhh, aww yeah! [Outro] Marvelous!