[Part I: Lola Murphy]
[Verse 1]
Hey
Do you see her over there?
This is her song
Wind is blowing through her hair
She does no wrong
With a crown upon her head
Janice Dudley is her name
Don’t try her or you’re dead
[Chorus]
She’s Talented and Brilliant, Incredible
She rules the world
There’s no Competition, she’s unstoppable
She’s our Beauty Dream
When she’s on the silver screen
They all got things to say
But no one fucks with Janice D
(No one fucks with Janicе D)
[Drop]
J-J-J-J-Janice Dudley
J-J-J-J-Janice Dudlеy
J-J-J-J-Janice Dudley
Say her name
Say her name
Say her
J-J-J-J-Janice Dudley
J-J-J-J-Janice Dudley
J-J-J-J-Janice Dudley
Say her name
Say her name
Say her
[Verse 2]
After Dark
When it hits Midnight
She is the star
That shines out in the spotlight
Always number one
Won’t stop until she’s done
She’s Supersonic Electronic
Blast off to the sun
The boys ask her “R U Mine?”
And she says, “No”
She might play the part
But she’s no Hoe (Hoe Hoe)
They all know her name
From Vegas To LA
She does it for the girls and gays
[Chorus]
She’s Talented and Brilliant, Incredible
She rules the world
There’s no Competition, she’s unstoppable
She’s our Beauty Dream
When she’s on the silver screen
They all got things to say
But no one fucks with Janice D
(No one fucks with Janice D)
[Drop]
J-J-J-J-Janice Dudley
J-J-J-J-Janice Dudley
J-J-J-J-Janice Dudley
Say her name
Say her name
Say her
J-J-J-J-Janice Dudley
J-J-J-J-Janice Dudley
J-J-J-J-Janice Dudley
Say her name
Say her name
Say her
J-J-J-J-Janice Dudley
J-J-J-J-Janice Dudley
J-J-J-J-Janice Dudley
Say her name
Say her name
Say her
J-J-J-J-Janice Dudley
J-J-J-J-Janice Dudley
J-J-J-J-Janice Dudley
[Part II: Diana Jones-Woods]
[Intro]
It’s the one and only, Princess Diana
And I’ve got something to say
So Janice D, if you’re listening
I think it’s time I get my way
[Verse]
Janice D tanked real hard
Not talking Hiroshima
She look like a fat dog
Someone please call PETA
She’s built like a coke bottle
And bitch I mean the liter
You can call me Chris Brown
The way I’m bout to beat her
Smelly just like Peaches
But it sure as hell ain’t lovely
Janice needs some soap
So Diana get her Dovey
Janice serves Taco Bell
Diana’s serving cunty
Broke people should never laugh
So to Janice, nothing’s funny
Diana bouncing on that dick
Just like she’s on Mario
Janice built like a bowling ball
Someone please call Wario
Violating her dumbass
But I can't say that I’m sorry though
I saw Janice running
Bitch was out of breath from cardio
You’re out of shape, and out of wack
And built just like a zoo
You ride dick in the alley
And your pussy full of goo
When we get together
All I smell is your fat SAP
Look like you go to sleep
But wake up fast just like a nap
That last line was shit
Just like Jan with no payola
She got ugly hair
Cuz she dyed it with Crayola
I don’t know what rhymes
But Janice smells like feet
I thought that she was homeless
Til I saw her down the street
When I heard After Dark
It gave me such a bore
Stream COVID instead
Cuz it doesn’t make you snore
Don't give her Audacity
She'll make another album
And every time, it’s mid
I guess you can call her Malcom
I already have twelve reasons
No, I don’t need another
Angelina Michaels told me
Janice fucks her brother
If Trump supporters were gay men
Then that would be her ass
The only thing she’s chasing
Is all of that Kohl's cash
[Outro + Sample]
Umm chile, anyways so…
