Indie Boi

[Verse 1] I hope you choke on the cigarettes you don’t even like I hope your fingers bleed next time that you write On that typewriter that you bring to the bar On the back of your bike, 'cause you don’t have a car [Verse 2] I hope your dad cuts you off from the family money So you can be as broke as you’re pretending to be You’ll have to get a real job cause you can’t pay your rent With your super deep poems that nobody’s read [Chorus] Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh) Indie boy, how did you get so cool? Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh) Indie boy, wish I could be like you [Verse 3] You think you’rе so romantic reading Jane Austen You’rе a better actor than Johnny Depp Might be good at talking, but you’re bad in bed Only way you’ll see me naked is inside your head [Chorus] Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh) Indie boy, how did you get so cool? Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh) Indie boy, wish I could be like you Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh) Indie boy, how did you get so cool? (Wish I could be like you, wish I could be-be-be wi Wish I could be like you) Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh) Indie boy, wish I could be like you [Verse 1] I hope you choke on the cigarettes you don’t even like I hope your fingers bleed next time that you write On that typewriter that you bring to the bar On the back of your bike, 'cause you don’t have a car [Outro] Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh) (Uh-oh) Indie boy, how did you get so cool? Ooo-ooh, ooo-ooh (ooo-ooh) (Oh, oh, oh) Indie boy, wish I could be like you