Eins, Zwei, Drei

So sick of doing the whole 9 to 5 I pay my dues, I'm just stayin' alive And I'm so bored of it, bored of it Oh, what's the point of it, point of it? (Oh ja, ja, ja) A paracetamol to quench the pain The office cubicle has trapped me again Am I a mouse in a cage, am I D-d-d-demotivational? Ah, if only there was a language that I can count in That would make me feel better (Oh ja) Eins, zwei, drei Darlin', I need something salty Eins, zwei, drei With a slice of pepperoni I'll pay, you can owe me That'll be a pony Eins, zwei, drei I'm comin' back to life Eins, zwei, drei Got me feeling okеy-dokey Eins, zwei, drei Goodbyе drudgery, hello me So light you can throw me Kill at karaoke Eins, zwei, drei I'm coming back to life Countin' in English doesn't cut the mustard So sick of munching roly-poly with custard I'm so bored with it, bored with it Oh, what's the point of it, point of it? (Oh ja, ja, ja) I've always been a fan of aviation I'm jumpin' on a plane to another nation And all my pounds, they feel counterfeit I need some euros to count on it Eins, zwei, drei Darlin', I need something salty Eins, zwei, drei With a slice of pepperoni I'll pay, you can owe me That'll be a pony Eins, zwei, drei I'm comin' back to life Eins, zwei, drei Got me feeling okey-dokey Eins, zwei, drei Goodbye drudgery, hello me So light you can throw me Kill at karaoke Eins, zwei, drei I'm comin' back to life Eins Zwei Drei Eins, zwei Eins, zwei, drei Eins, zwei, drei Darlin', I need something salty Eins, zwei, drei With a slice of pepperoni I'll pay, you can owe me That'll be a pony Eins, zwei, drei I'm comin' back to life Eins, zwei, drei Darlin', I need something salty Eins, zwei, drei With a slice of pepperoni I'll pay, you can owe me That'll be a pony Eins, zwei, drei I'm comin' back to life Eins, zwei, drei Eins, zwei, drei I'm comin' back to life