Doctor

I went to the doctor and the doctor said Son you look older than me and I'm 71 You're falling apart and not living right I went to the doctor and the doctor said Loud, you've got to stop hanging out With that olden crowd Living's a battle and you're losing the fight I went to the doctor and the doctor said Boy, your body is a temple, it's not a toy Fill up this here paper cup and give it to the nurse Don't spill it now I went to the doctor and the doctor said Friend this should be the middle But it could be the end You better get better or else you're gonna get worse Oh, I went to the doctor. Oh, I went to the doctor I went to the doctor and the doctor said Sir we got back the x-ray everything's a blur It's all positive that's what every single test shows I went to the doctor and the doctor said Kid it was something that you ate or drank It's something that you did And it's all in your head and It's spreadin on down to your toes Let's spread it around a little bit now Oh, I went to the doctor. Everybody does Oh, I went to the doctor I went to the doctor and the doctor said Please get on down to the drug store And pick up some of these After that get on home and get into your bed I went to the doctor and the doctor said Shucks that's just about all, you owe me 300 bucks And you can call me in the morning That is if you're not dead 2, 3, 4... Oh, I went to the doctor I was checkin up on you. Oh, I went to the doctor