Fam Vac

Oh, I need a family vacation I mean a family vacation alone I'm gonna pack up the car, load up the bike and the kayak And leave the fuckin' family at home A vacation away from the family A vacation away from the fray When it comes to you so called loved ones Sometimes you got to get away Maybe I'll go to the mountains Or else I'll get down to the shore Yeah, and I guess there's a chance I might miss my people But right now I can't stand 'em no more When I'm barbecuing there on my Weber I might bе focused on my family Then I'll throw down some hot dogs, burgеrs, and some chicken And I'll burn 'em all in effigy Oh, oh When I get back from my family vacation Tanned and relaxed will be the shape that I'm in Yeah, I'll be patient and lovin' not to mentioned detached When I'm dealing with my kith and my kin We all need a family vacation You got to keep the mishpocheh at bay Tolstoy got it right when he wrote "each and every family Is unhappy in it's own way" Oh, oh I ran away from my parents - I still run away from my kids As for brother and sister we're playing Twister It's a cover up to keep ourselves hid from each other I need a family vacation - My family needs a vacation from me Because your dearest and nearest, they're the most dan'grous There the ones that make you crazy That's right, your nearest and dearest, they're the most dan'grous There the ones that make you fucking crazy Oh Jean Paul Sartre said it: Hell is other people!