Shit, Shower, & Shave

[Verse 1] My brother's calling up the stairs Mama's pulling out her hair They're trying to get me to bathe They're trying to get me to be better behaved [Chorus 1] But you know I don't feel very much like getting up today I don't have anything I really wanna do anyway But still I gotta take a shit, shower, and shave Shit, shower, and shave Shit, shower, and shave You better take a shower and a shower and a shave [Verse 2] I always wanted to dance I always wanted romance This lady gave me a chance But then she left me with the bump in my pants [Chorus 2] Yeah you better take care of business before it takes care of you [?] gotta [?] You better do it [?] Shit, shower, and shave Shot, shirt, and shake Big [?] broken You do it 'til you done it, then you're doin' it again Let's go [Verse 3] I got no time to waste I got a carrot to chase Look at that mummy I made With toilet paper and a pack of razorblades [Chorus 3] You need a cloth to wash, you need a cloth to bathe You better use it every day Why? 'Cause cleanliness is kindliness is all I got to say Take a shit, shower, and shave A little roll in the hay Before you roll in your grave You better take a shower and a shower and shave, yeah yeah