America's Most Blunted

[Intro: Daniel Hamm, Jack Margolis & Madlib] "Come out to show them— Like, open the bruise up And let some of the bruise blood Come out to show them— Come out to show them— come out to show them— Come out to show them— come out to show them— Come out to show them— come out to show them—" "Music" (Bad weed right there, infectious) "Listening to music while stoned is a whole new world" (To' up man) "Most cannabis consumers report it second only to sex" (Woo) "And grass will change your musical habits, for the better" [Chorus: Phil Da Agony, Madlib, Edo. G, Pharoahe Monch, (Teri York), (Redman) & (Prodigy)] A-, A-, A-, America's most blunted Blunted, blunted, blunted, blunted, blunted Where the trees at? Soon as he start sleepin', catchin' you off guard —Me rhythm now, huh? (If you'll all gather close around the phonograph) Let that thang burn (Who those motherfuckers comin' in here? No, it can't be) Where Quas at? (Yo) (Catch you coming out your crib, nigga) DOOM, you got the trees? A-, A-, A-, America's most blunted Blunted, blunted, blunted, blunted, blunted Good [Verse 1: MF DOOM, Madlib & Phil Da Agony] Quas, when he really hit star mode Never will he boost loose Phillies with the bar-code (Yeah, Woo) Or take a whole carload on a wasted trip Or sit White Owl laced tip from tip with yip (Yes) Some rather baggies others like their cracks in vials Catch a tag, roll a bag of schwag in a Black & Mild (Haha) He twist Optimo, just the raw leaf part The list top go: bust before beef start At the Stop-n-Go Mart, actin' like a spirit host done it America's most blunted (Yeah, yo) DOOM nominated for the best rolled L's And they wondered how he dealt with stress so well (Ugh) Wild guess? You could say he stay sedated Some say buddha-ed, some say faded Someday pray that he will grow a farm barn full (Haha) Recent research show it's not so darn harmful (True) Sometimes you might need to detox (A-, a-, a-) It can help you with your rhyme flow and your beat-box (A-, a-, a-) Off spite to your surprise Turn a Newport Light to a joint right before your eyes (A-, a-, a-) Tear a page out the good book, hear it how you want it (A-, a-, a-) [Chorus: Phil Da Agony, Madlib, Busta Rhymes, The Capital L.S. & (Royal Flush)] America's most blunted Blunted, blunted Haha, ha, hey Comin' kinda stupid from the station Blunted, blunted Haha, haha Amazing loops, loops, lyrical hoops -The universal Sal, sal, sal, sal, sal, sal (The-th-the-best, the-th-best, the-the-the, the best in your perimeter) Sweeter, woop Yo, I can't find that nigga Metal Face nowhere A-, a-, a-, a- America's most blunted Oh, alright Alright Blunted, blunted, blunted, blunted, blunted [Verse 2: Quasimoto with Madlib, Madlib & Melvin Van Peebles] DOOM, the Madvillain killing mad boom Consume weed and drink brew 'til we perfume the room The Beat Konducta smoke twenty-four-seven Shady, you can even ask my reverend Willie knows, how the Phillies roll, really though I spend my last dough to pick up the sticky gold (Oh shit) I spark the lah, but don't **** with speed (Shh) Or trees with seeds, Quasimoto crew, we get keyed (Tried to tell-) The most blunted on the map The one astro black, in the alley, with a hoodrat Hoodrat, when you try to react Shut the **** up! Even your pops got smacked (Ooh) Even your moms got cracked Meanwhile, while my bowl got packed Drop X so you can have good sex (What, no) I smoke dank so I can grow me a shank (Watch this here) I got the fat sack, shh all day I hunt it Who are we? America's most blunted [Chorus: Phil Da Agony, Sample, Busta Rhymes, The Capital L.S. & (Prodigy)] Blunted, blunted, blunted Blah, blah, blah Comin' kinda stupid from the station Blah, blah, blah B-, b- Blunted, blunted I don't care Amazing loops, loops, lyrical hoops -The universal (Catch you coming out your crib, nigga) America's most blunted Blunted, blunted, blunted, blunted, blunted [Outro: Jack Margolis] Creativity, it's a known fact that grass increases creativity From eight to eleven times In fact, everyone finds that they're more creative stoned, than straight So remember: M-A-R-I-J-U, A-J-U-A-N-A Mar-i-juana Mari-juana [Produced by Madlib]