Happier New Year (Christmas Is Canceled)

Things are pretty grim up in the North Pole The elves are sauced the reindeer are getting thin Santa's little helpers have all been furloughed Little Timmy, he ain't getting (ho ho ho) Lord knows what state of mind Mrs. Claus might be in She's been nipping pretty hard On that arctic gin Yeah, this year is almost over, over Yeah, here's to a new career We got one more week til we get sober and older So we wish you all a happier new year Cheers! Mistletoe is lonely in the attic Frosty's sweating bullets in the yard Better wear your mask if you have it Or we'll be saying Merry Christmas 6 feet apart Rudolph's nose is always red But now he can't get out bed He's got a temp of 102 The thermometer read Yeah, this year is almost over, over Yeah, here's to a new career We got one more week til we til we get sober and older So we wish you all a happier new year Cheers! Santa's on a ventilator Guess I'll celebrate it later Might as well exchange this cheer for fear Cause Christmas is canceled (And Hanukah, Kwanza and Ramadan, too) Yeah, this year is almost over, over Yeah, here's to a new career We got one more week til we til we get sober and older So we wish you all a happier new year We wish you all a happier new year