I Predict A Riot

Aaah watching the people get lairy It's not very pretty I tell thee Walking through town is quite scary And not very sensible either A friend of a friend he got beaten He looked the wrong way at a policeman Would never have happened to Smeaton An old Leodiensian Aah aah la la la la Aah aah la la la la I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot Aah went to get into my taxi A man in a tracksuit attacks me He said that he saw it before me He said that he saw it before me He wants to get things a bit gory Girls walk round with no clothes on To borrow a pound for a condom If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen They're not very sensible Aah aah la la la la Aah aah la la la la I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot And if there's anybody left in here That doesn't want to be out there Aah watching the people get lairy It's not very pretty I tell thee Walking through town is quite scary And not very sensible Aah aah la la la la Aah aah la la la la Oooh ooooh oooh I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot And if there's anybody left in here That doesn't want to be out there I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot