Bells & Whistles

She laughs at your jokes She don't tell you no You walk in half past three She's just glad you got home She don't put on no makeup And don't bleach her hair And she wouldn't be caught dead in The clothes that I wear She don't get mad She don't get mean She lets you be right when you're wrong as can be I know why you like her She's sweet and she's simple She's like me without the bells and the whistles Her heart ain't on the highway She's steady, she's sure She don't ask many questions She thinks less is more She don't come with the spotlight She'll wait around all day long And you don't have to worry You'll wind up in a song She don't get mad She don't get mean She lets you be right when you're wrong as can be I know why you like her She's sweet and she's simple She's like me without the bells and the whistles She smart and sentimental Quiet, calm, and gentle I'm a lot of things But damn, I ain't simple She don't get mad She don't get mean She lets you be right when you're wrong as can be I know why you like her She's sweet and she's simple She's like me without the bells and the whistles I'm not me without the bells and the whistles