[Intro: Slick Rick]
It's entertainment time! Woo
Got Missy Elliott in the house, got Slick Rick in the house
We doing big things here, kids
Hip-Hop's finest, Slick Slick Slick Rick and M
[Scratched] Slick Rick and M
Go Missy, go Missy, go Missy, go Missy
[Scratched] Slick Rick and M
[Verse 1: Missy Elliott]
Excuse me, Mr. Lawrence, you look nice
Simply delicious, Missy want some kisses
Let's go to the crib, get cozy in the nude
And treat me like a prostitute
Now pardon me, sir, I'm such a real lady
Ride in Mercedes, to make the bitches hate me
Cruise up and down the 1-2-5th
Looking for a guy like you to get with
I seen this cutie pie, so I pulled beside him
Seen the size of his feet, so I couldn't deny him
Might as well try him, the freak that I am
M dot S-E always grindin'
[Hook: Missy Elliot & Slick Rick]
Please don't think I'm crazy (Ooh)
But, boy, you are super fine
Do it to you, do it to you (Thank you, Missy)
Irresistible delicious (Ooh, holla!)
Enough to make me lose my mind (Yeah, lose my mind)
You know I really want it (Slick, Slick, Slick Rick and M)
You know I want it, yeah
Don't make me wait so long
Oh, don't make me wait so long
No longer will I pretend (No)
(Missy, Slick Rick in the house)
Let's get it on, 'cause we both grown
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Verse 2: Slick Rick]
Intelligent, delicate, watch how the fella get
Bump into my homegirl in Miami – Missy Elliott
Green blush on her eyelid, "Hi, Miss!"
Gave honey a hug, I feel her touchin' my privates
Aw, shuck, I guess, main course is in, I said
"You know I'm married?"
"Yeah, and what's that supposed to mean?
Proposition for you, Ruler"
"Proceed on"
"Well, I got a track I need you spit a mean 16 on
You with it?"
Down to bless one and I left one
The Hit Factory, later on around eleven
With my notebook, and pencil, I slides on in
I see her looking mighty sexy and the lights all dim
"Have a drink"
Poured Goose for me calmy, though, oddly
After having a drink, I start to feel unusually horny
Swell and stoned, no well writ poems
Busy pounding, like I'm trying to break off pelvis bones
[Hook: Missy Elliot & Slick Rick]
Please don't think I'm crazy (Slick Rick's in the house, ooh)
But, boy, you are super fine
Do it to you, do it to you (Thank you, Missy)
Irresistible delicious (Ooh, holla!) (Slick Rick's in the house)
Enough to make me lose my mind (Lose my mind) (Uh-huh)
You know I really want it (You know I want it, yeah)
Don't make me wait so long (Oh, don't make me wait so long)
No longer will I pretend (No) (Boss of the females)
Let's get it on, 'cause we both grown (Recognise, recognise)
[Verse 3: Missy Elliott, in a Slick Rick voice]
"Excuse me, sir – oh gosh, you look young
But old enough to get it, to get yo' head sprung
Sit down, relax, it's soft here on my couch
Forgive me, hands sticky, you might get turned out"
Cutie pie, 'til I sit beside him
Nice shoe size, how could I deny him?
Big bankroll to help me retire
Me and him together smell like big empire
"But don't treat me like a prostitute
Unless you're giving me some money, making sure I look cute" (What?!)
"But don't treat me like a prostitute
Unless you're giving me some money, making sure I look cute"
[Hook/Outro: Missy Elliott, scratched]
Please, don't think I'm crazy
Please, don't think I'm crazy (Ooh)
But-but-but, boy, you are su-su-su-su-su-super fine
Do it to you, do it to you
Fi-fi-fine
