[Intro]
*nose blowing*
Guys, I really, really don't feel like singing today
[Verse 1]
I got a sore throat, and a runny nose
I feel sick from my head to toes
My brain is mush, my body aches
My fever's high, and I got the shakes
[Chorus]
It's Christmas and I am sick
My head feels like a brick
It's Christmas and I am sick
Now I'm addicted to Vicks
[Verse 2]
I can't breathe and my snot is green
My breath smells worse than gasoline
This cold medicine makes me feel hot
And all I really wanna do is die!
[Chorus]
It's Christmas and I am sick
My head feels like a brick
It's Christmas and I am sick
Now I'm addicted to Vicks
[Instrumental Break]
[Bridge]
Where have all the flu shots gone
I wish I was a lucky one
[Chorus]
Because it's Christmas and I am sick
My head feels like a brick
It's Christmas and I am sick
Now I'm addicted to Vicks
[Outro]
It's Christmas and I am sick (I'm so sick this Christmas)
My hеad feels like a brick
It's Christmas and I am sick (So, so sick this Christmas)
Now I'm addicted to Vicks
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