Why I Cry

Lady, I have been told that you only date nice guys Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth Your ass just hit paydirt I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth Here's a rose bouquet I also baked you some fresh creme brulee Now mount this stallion and we shall ride While also flying kites And make love inside a rainbow through the night And after sex I'll Cryyyyyyyyy Cryyyyyyyyy And also before sex I'll Cryyyyyyyyy Cryyyyyyyyy (Girl, you know how I feel about you) (It's like you're a fossil sample) (And I'm an impatient paleonthologist) (Cuz I wanna date you badly) Watch a film with me I love boring romantic comedies Hop in my carriage This is like your dream Any movie we see Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed Now it's almost dawn I can communicate with newborn fawns Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance It will melt of your pants TAKE MY JUNK BY THE HAND THIS IS ROMANCE And during sex I'll Cryyyyyyyyy Thinking about sex makes me Cryyyyyyyyy Even when I use a sextant I Cryyyyyyyyy THEY MEASURE ANGLES Cryyyyyyy (Sorry) (Was that too sensitive for you?) (Don't worry about me) (I'll be fine) (I'll just be over here) (Thinking about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy) (Also the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat) (Slightly tilted)