Great at Crime

In the dead of midnight Someone's creeping down the hall See those yellow uniforms? We're the ones who got it all We may trigger an alarm But we'll never come to harm Because before the cops can catch us We can call my mom! We're great at crime (Don't call us dumb!) Yeah, we're great at crime (I stole some bubblegum!) The boys in blue are here for you There is nothing they can do We scuffle, scram, skeddaddle Up a creek without a paddle No you cannot rattle us 'Cause we are great at crime Larceny, incarcerated Arson's kinda overrated There's no reason to debate it Great at crime! Great at crime! Great at crime Whoa While you're busy sleeping We are sneaking through your yard "Beware of dog" is just a bluff This won't be very hard Your security won't stop us Know that you can never top us We will sneak in through the chimney And then we get stuck We're great at crime (Help, I can't get out!) Yeah, we're great at crime (I think I swallowed grout) Grab the hooch and then we scootch! Unless you've got a scary pooch Riping robing rootle But it all feels rather futile When you're chewed out by a poodle No! we're great at crime! Larceny, incarcerated! Arson's kinda overrated There's no reason to debate it Great at crime! Great at crime! Great at crime Great at crime So good Yeah, great at crime Yeah, yeah, yeah Got a brand new target That museum is our next mark Breaking in at seven 'Cause we are scared of the dark! And the creeping apprehension Of the dangers of detention Doesn't get a single mention And I'll tell you why! (Hit me with the motto, fellas, one more time!) Great at crime (I failed remedial English!) Yeah, we're great at crime (I don't understand basic rhyme structure!) Let's grab this charm 'cause what's the harm? Oh, we triggered the alarm! It's just a minor hiccup I can call my mom for pickup It's the sleeve I've got a trick up 'Cause I'm great at crime! Thought that I was cunning But my mama isn't coming Really shoulda started running 'Cause we're great at crime! The coppers were a big surprise They're trying us, we're evil guys They wouldn't be here Otherwise, we're great at crime! Larceny, incarcerated! Arson's kinda overrated There's no reason to debate it Great at crime! Doing time Great at crime