You Know It's Christmas

(Nine One) (Omelette du fromage) Dip chicken in the Bisto gravy Wife chugging on a glass of the Baileys Passing a glass of the Four Bells Navy Fill another cup and I'm 'bout to get wavy 'Round mine, yeah, we do it up properly I'm drunk, can’t nobody stop me Santa's smoking and talking Cockney Feeding the dog the leftover broccoli Born in a barn, Jesus Paid too much for the central heating It's the festive season Snooze on the couch, the wife got the meat in Big baubles dangling Monopoly, last one standing Just got a nice rosе gold on the wrist And a brand new rod for my angling You know it's Christmas when thе snow begins to fall (This is the Christmas feeling) We love this feeling so we party all night long (It's Santa, live and direct) I'm off my nut like walnut whip Hot tub for the late night dip, get bubbly Champagne in a glass, that's lovely I like my roast potatoes chunky Spend so much on the kids this year If the wife found out, she'd dump me And I think they bumped me This recliner just ain't that comfy Brand new gifts for the grandkids Wrapped up like a mummy in a bandage Nan's on the Christmas dinner Films on the box and a glass of the liquor Who's naughty or nice? Tidy motor and I paid half-price Chuck us that mistletoe And hold my mulled wine while I find my wife You know it's Christmas when the snow begins to fall (This is the Christmas feeling) We love this feeling so we party all night long (It's Santa live and direct) Get drunk, get Jolly Pass out in a Tesco trolley, I'm steaming BB gun for the grandson Didn't show mum but his face was bleeding Beamin', what a wonderful evening Bets on the blackjack game I'm dealing Food could have done with a bit more seasoning I'm in love with this Christmas feeling Red nose like Rudolph Did it in the kitchen, Cluedo Boxing Day, Frank Bruno Ate so much I'm a sumo, yeah Best of the Christmas cheer Smoke my fag and I drink my beer Family, I love sincere We done quite well, do it better next year Dancing on the kitchen table Wife keeps swigging the wine, she wanna twerk on me My, my, would you look at the time? I need salt and a lemon or lime inside this whisky No parsley for me, I need sprouts and a pig in a blanket I'm checking the pamphlet For New Year's flights to the Maldives Swigging a pint at the family's Christmas feast So snug in me Christmas jumper Warm down south like a land Down Under, uh Splashed on the secret Santa Good gear in the box, no wonder Nah, outdoors tundra Inside with the bassline pumper Yeah, here comes the governor Number one and there ain't no other You know it's Christmas when the snow begins to fall (This is the Christmas feeling) We love this feeling so we party all night long (It's Santa, live and direct) You know it's Christmas when the snow begins to fall (This is the Christmas feeling) We love this feeling so we party all night long (It's Santa, live and direct)