[CANDACE]
Mom's stuck on a zipline! (Oh)
And the line is slacking, she got no momentum
Gotta reel her back in
[IRVING]
Coulda planned this better if we had the time
[CANDACE & IRVING]
Now someone oughta get her, 'cause she's stuck on a zipline!
[IRVING]
Guess I had Samantha's schedule wrong
Overestimated how long she'd be gone
Now Linda's hangin' in the wind for all to see
Let's hear from Candace Flynn
[CANDACE]
I'm glad it's not me
[IRVING & ?]
Awkward
[CANDACE]
'Cause Mom's stuck on a zipline!
Her time's about to expire
[CANDACE & IRVING]
Better get on those branches
And wiggle that wire
[IRVING]
Long as she's not spotted
It'll turn out fine
[CANDACE]
But now the rope's getting knotted
Mom's stuck on a zip line!
[CANDACE & IRVING]
She just wanted to
Look at a book
[CANDACE]
But had a shady motivation
Someone get a hook
She's in a tricky situation
[IRVING]
Samantha's at the window
About to raise the blind
[CANDACE]
Just swing her to the left, she can hide behind
[CANDACE & IRVING]
That improbable topiary elephant shrub
[CANDACE]
Now you gotta stay quiet 'cause the whole book club
Will find it pretty funny if she's found like this
[IRVING]
This entire circumstance is truly ludicrous
If you climb out there, you'll end up in a bind
[CANDACE]
Woah
[IRVING]
What'd I tell you? Now you're stuck on a zipline
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