[Intro]
Hey, yeah
[Verse 1]
Carjack used to fix flat tires
Cadillac used to be a Benz
Big joints never gotcha higher
Freebase cost you in the end
[Chorus]
I'm just a no-name reporter
I wish I had nothing to say
Looking through my new camcorder
Trying to find a crime that pays
I get hit by mortars, everywhere I go I'm loitering
Chaos and disorder ruining my world today
[Verse 2]
"He's gay," used to mean he's happy
Nowadays happy ain't allowed
"You're played," used to mean Top 40
Now forty days of being played ain't proud
[Chorus]
I'm just a no-name reporter
I wish I had nothing to say
Looking through my new camcorder
Trying to find a crime that pays
I get hit by mortars, everywhere I go I'm loitering
Chaos and disorder ruining my world today
[Refrain]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[Bridge]
Safe sex used to mean no babies
When intercourse used to mean fun
If I had fifteen ladies
I would only fuck with one
[Chorus]
I get hit by a mortar, everywhere I go I'm loitering
Chaos and disorder ruining my world today
[Refrain]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
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