Interlude (Girly Drinks Are Nice)

Why is there such a thing as girly drinks and manly drinks? Girly drinks are sweet, fruity, tasty drinks that actually taste nice Manly drinks are just drinks that taste like lighter fluid, piss Or lighter fluid mixed with piss But as a man, I can't drink girly drinks It sucks, because they're so nice Can I order a pint of disgusting? Oh, that sounds delicious Bring me a hero Nah, nah, I'm not feeling it Look at these pricks in their fucking shirts and shit And in the last hour, the Prime Minister has confirmed that he is cutting short his holiday and flying home