Your Honor

[Verse 1] I kissed your lips and I tasted blood Duh na-nuh-nuh duh na-nuh-nuh duh-na-nuh-na-nuh I asked you what happened and you said there'd been a fight Duh na-nuh-nuh duh na-nuh-nuh duh-na-nuh-na-nuh You said, "I've been fighting for your honor, but you wouldn't understand" De-nu-neh du-nuh-neh neh nuh I said, "Hold on, your honor, I'll get ice for your hand" Yes! Oh, you been fighting for my honor and I don't understand De-nu-neh du-nuh-neh neh oh But hold on, your honor, I'll get ice for your hand You said, "Come on, baby, let's just make love, it's the only thing to make me better" Duh na-nuh-nuh duh na-nuh-nuh duh-na-nuh-na-nuh You said, "Oh, come on, let's just get you out of that sweater" Duh na-nuh-nuh duh na-nuh-nuh duh-na-nuh-na-nuh I said, "I don't kiss losers and I don't kiss winners" De-nu-mwah du-nuh-mwah mwah mwah "And I don't fight for honor 'cause we all are born sinners" Duh na-nuh-nuh duh na-nuh-nuh duh-na-nuh-na-nuh [Chorus] Gargle with peroxide, a steak for your eye But I'm a vegetarian so it's a frozen pizza pie You tell me that you care and you never do lie And you fight for my honor but I just don't know why [Verse 2] Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow Duh na-nuh-nuh duh na-nuh-nuh duh-na-nuh-na-nuh You've got me and I'm just a common ho Duh na-nuh-nuh duh na-nuh-nuh duh-na-nuh-na-nuh But I know what I am and I know what I ain't De-nu-neh du-nuh-neh uh ung ugh So don't get cut 'cause I still won't be no saint Duh na-nuh-nuh duh na-nuh-nuh duh-na-nuh-na-nuh [Chorus] Gargle with peroxide, a steak for your eye But I'm a pizzatarian so it's a frozen pizza pie You tell me that you love me and you never do lie And you fight for my honor, but I just don't know why [Outro] You fight for my honor and I don't understand But hold on, your honor, I'll get ice for your hand