Armchair Detective

Armchair Detective Armchair detective, what's your synopsis? Hoping you'll tell us how we can stop this Nobody wants to look stupid today more so than usual To say something clever is of such importance, to say something clever is crucial Armchair detective, what (are) you surmising? A fountain of knowledge in times of crisis Opinions like arseholes on days like today; everyone's got one You? d best say it quick while it? s fresh in your mind, say it before it? s forgotten Just 'cause you shout loudest don't mean that you? re right 'Cause you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 'Cause you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 'Cause you shout loudest don't mean that you're right Ignorance is bliss, folly to be wise What's the best course of action? Waiting for advice. Kneejerk reactions are invoked today more so than usual To say something clever is of such importance, to say something clever is crucial (Say what you think however far from the truth it might be) Just 'cause you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 'Cause you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 'Cause you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 'Cause you shout loudest don't mean that you're right (Say what you think but don't believe in a half of what you read) Just 'cause you shout loudest don? t mean that you're right 'Cause you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 'Cause you shout loudest don't mean that you're right 'Cause you shout loudest don't mean that you're right Say what you think however far from the truth it might be Say what you think but don't believe in a half of what you read Say what you think Armchair detective, what's your synopsis? Hoping you'll tell us how we can stop this (Say what you think however far from the truth it might be) Armchair detective, what (are) you surmising? A fountain of knowledge in times of crisis Nobody wants to look stupid today more so than usual To say something clever is of such importance, to say something clever is crucial