Behind The Times

[Verse 1] The bill on his old ball cap Was bent like an A-frame house We're sittin' on a park bench With some Beech-Nut in his mouth Said, "No one reads the paper These days, it's all online" But there he was, behind the times [Verse 2] He looked up from the front page Said, "This world's done gone to hell I usually don't talk politics But as far as I can tell We could use another Reagan Boy, he was one of a kind" Then he shook his head, behind the times [Chorus] And he said, "Son, you're still young Save half of what you make Trust the Lord, go buy a Ford Or at least a Chevrolet When you find a good girl, keep her 'Cause they don't grow on vines" Yeah, a man can learn a lot From a man behind the times [Verse 3] He said, "I've only kissed one woman We went to church on our first date I held the door, I held her hand Back when free love was the rage I waited 'til the honeymoon And that suited me just fine I guess I was behind the times" [Chorus] And he said, "Son, you're still young But trust me when I say Go hug your mama, 'cause boy, I promise You'll wish you could one day When you find a good girl, keep her 'Cause they don't grow on vines" Yeah, a man can learn a lot From a man behind the times [Verse 4] He folded up that paper Said, "I better get on home I don't wanna keep her waitin' She's got supper on When you find a good girl, keep her Just like I did mine" Yeah, a man can learn a lot From a man behind the times Yeah, man, I learned a lot Form that man behind the times [Outro] Behind the times