The Ballad of Gay Tony

[Gay Tony] I was born in the world of video games And I've been lonely ever since Everyone is trying to save their princess But who's gonna save the prince? I'm the first person in a video game To admit I like the 'pole position' So I'm calling other gay characters To join me in my mission To come out and say... You're gay! [Zangief] I am Zangief What a relief To say I like guy on guy You used to watch me stick guys in my crotch And now you understand why I'm gay! [Cloud Strife] I am Cloud Strife Don't have a wife (He's Strife [x3]) My Final Fantasy is to wear women's clothes Hot tub with bros And give them my HP Uhh... that means 'hard penis' We're gay! [PaRappa The Rapper] I'm PaRappa the Rapper And I'm filled with love My friend PJ gives me a big hug And I squeeze real hard and I hold on tight But he pushes me away cause he thinks it's not right [Pac-Man] Please don't judge I pack the fudge I chase ghosts down the halls You'll never guess Who I'm obsessed With munching on the balls Ooh! [Everyone] We're finally proud to say we're gay Plug your controller and let's begin to start a brand new day Play with your Wii And grab your sex box [?] And maybe you'll see that it's okay to be as gay as... [Gay Tony] Me...