You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

[Verse 1] You're a mean one, Mr Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch! [Hook] Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch Yeah [Verse 2] You're a monster, Mr. Grinch! Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch! [Hook] Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch Yeah [Verse 3] You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch! You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile Mr. Grinch! [Hook] Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch Yeah [Verse 4] You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch! You're a nasty, wasty skunk! Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk Mr. Grinch! Darling, three words that describe you Are "Stink, stank, stunk!" [Hook] Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch Yeah [Verse 5] You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch! You're the king of sinful sots! Your heart's a dead tomato, to-mah-toe Splotched with moldy, purple spots Oh, Mr. Grinch! Let's face it, darling, you are a mess! [Hook] I'ma tell it like it T.I.is Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch Yeah [Verse 6] You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch! With a nauseating super naus! You're a crooked jerky jockey You drive a crooked horse Mr. Grinch! [Spoken Outro and Hook] You're a three-decker sauerkraut toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce! Yes, you are Like, I was really having a really great time until you came along And... really... I mean you spoiled it Not only for me but for a whole bunch of people and that's why I have to tell you, that of all the people I've met in my whole life you're the worst in the whole wide world and I mean it, I really do Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch, you're a winch Yeah Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch