Mr. Wonderful

[Hook: Action Bronson] It's your boy, Mr. Wonderful Reporting from the backseat of a limo You can smell what I'm smoking right out the window when the wind blow Oh, oh, oh Bitch I'm so groovy Everyday it's like I'm shooting for a movie You swear you wouldn't but you know that you would do me No more playing bitch, it's time to meet the new me And they call him Mr. Wonderful Take me, take me in your arms And never let me go I need you more and more I need you more and more I need you more and more [Verse 1: Action Bronson] I spelt the ransom note in the SpaghettiOs Petty hoes that let the semi go After takin' seven bumps of perico You already know, you not ready though, that product selling slow You ain't no criminal Your money minimal My jacket make you grimace You can catch me playing tennis with my dentist, Dennis Independent suspension Four-o-five is what I'm benchin' on the benches with my henchman Black turtle necks, we on some French shit Uh, and I shoot like I'm from French Lick Sometimes I feel like I'm playing with a death wish All a player wants is neck bows and red fish And that thick red bone to get me necked on for breakfast Uh, what a life I made for myself, damn All them nights I played with myself Now, I don't even take a piss by myself (no) Yes I'm done baby, hand me my belt [Chorus] It's your boy, Mr. Wonderful Reporting from the backseat of a limo You can smell what i'm smoking right out the window when the wind blow Oh, oh, oh Bitch i'm so groovy Everyday it's like I'm shooting for a movie You swear you wouldn't but you know that you would do me No more playing bitch, it's time to meet the new me And they call him Mr. Wonderful [Verse 2: Action Bronson] All my Jamaicans call me Johnny Dagger Find the world's tallest ladder Climb to the top, jump off and make punani splatter (take that) Splash, then order that Jumanji platter Cartier's display the latest shatter (bling) My mother's wrist look like it's dipped in batter Batting average like I'm takin' juice Like a moose, my fucking body like a stegosaurus Still movin' state to state with warrants Draped in Asian garments, I bathe in Agent Orange Uh, rent the plane like a rental You can't even imagine, this pain inside my mental Understand I'm always glorious Direct descendants of some major warriors [Chorus] It's your boy, Mr. Wonderful Reporting from the backseat of a limo You can smell what I'm smoking right out the window when the wind blow Oh, oh, oh Bitch I'm so groovy Everyday it's like i'm shooting for a movie You swear you wouldn't but you know that you would do me No more playing bitch, it's time to meet the new me And they call him Mr. Wonderful Take me, take me in your arms And never let me go I need you more and more I need you more and more (oh, oh) I need you more and more (oh, oh) [Outro] It's me baby, Mr. Wonderful Told you already, nothing else matters That's it "I noticed you didn't applaud, dear" (laughter)