Sweet As Whole

[Instrumental Intro] [Verse 1: Sara Bareilles] Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet Got this sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve And I talk of ponies and rainbows and things And I'm just who you want me to be But like most creatures down here on the ground I'm composed of the elements moving around And I grow and change and I shift and I switch And it turns out I'm actually kind of a bitch But that only happens when I get provoked By some piece of shit asshole we All sadly know And I sit and I write while reminding you all That mean songs are still better than going postal [Chorus: Sara Bareilles & Ben Folds] And that guy's an asshole That girl's a bitch Baby it's natural No gettin' away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go Fuck that guy he's just an asshole Oh-asshole Asshole Asshole [Verse 2: Sara Bareilles] I see I've surprised you with some of my words And I know that surprises, while fun, still can hurt And I hate to think that I ruined the day Of the dick and the queen of the high horse parade But I'm sick and tired of your poisonous ways Your toxin wasting perfectly good space And I say what I think Cause it's more economic than drugs or a drink [Chorus: Sara Bareilles & Ben Folds] That guy's an asshole That girl's a bitch Baby it's natural No gettin' away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go Fuck that guy he's just an asshole [Verse 3: Sara Bareilles] And I won't let him in Under my skin You're a sad sack of shit That's pathetic Just a festering sore Who will never be more than that If I don't let it [Hook] That guy's an asshole (That guy's an asshole) That girl's a bitch (That girl's a bitch) Baby it's natural (Baby it's natural ) No gettin' away from it (No gettin' away from it) So sing it out with me (So sing it out with me) And then let it go (And then let it go) Fuck that guy he's just an asshole [Chorus: Sara Bareilles & Ben Folds] That guy's an asshole (That guy's an asshole) That girl's a bitch (That girl's a bitch) Baby it's natural (Baby it's natural ) No gettin' away from it (No gettin' away from it) So sing it out with me (So sing it out with me) And then let it go (And then let it go) Fuck that guy he's just an asshole [Instrumental Outro]