Crying in My Beer

[Verse 1] What will it take to make you happy? What will it take to stop your whining? What will it take to make you am-scray? What will it take to stop your crying? [Pre-Chorus] Well, I know that you've been so bored Since the Circle K closed down So if it makes you feel a little bit better Just picture me crying [Chorus] Crying in my beer Crying in my beer, ah-oh-oh Crying in my beer Crying in my beer, ah-oh-oh Crying in my beer [Verse 2] I've got a feeling you've been damaged (Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh) I think you've got way too much time on your hands (Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh) I throw away your stupid letters (Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh) Like Margie Whipple, you don't get it (Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh) [Pre-Chorus] If you were a TV show, baby You would've been cancelled Due to declining viewership Recycled plots, and bad acting [Chorus] Crying in my beer Crying in my beer, ah-oh-oh Crying in my beer Crying in my beer, ah-oh-oh Crying in my beer [Guitar lead] [Pre-Chorus] It's pointless to wonder What life would be like with you and me 'Cause me minus you Equals one little parasite less [Chorus] I'm crying in my beer Crying in my beer, ah-oh-oh Crying in my beer Crying in my beer, ah-oh-oh Crying in my beer Crying in my beer, ah-oh-oh-oh Crying in my beer Crying in my beer, ah-oh-oh-oh Crying in my beer [Outro] Crying in my beer