FYI

Hey man, can you hear me out? I've got a little knowledge for you I've noticed a few discrepancies and I thought I'd just inform you I finally have it figured out I found the last piece of the puzzle Yes, you've been living in the dark and I'm the light deep in the tunnel There are so many things that the world has taught to you And FYI I don't know why you believe it Oh my God I can't believe the stupid things you've said Due to stupid things you've read On the internet Your take is flawed There's nothing worse than thinking you're correct When your story's such a wreck And your account's in debt "The sky isn't blue", they say "It's particulate light refraction" Well, I can't believe you've fallen for such ridiculous abstraction Roses are red, violets aren't blue They are actually light magenta And hamburgers aren't made from ham They are made from goat placenta Guns give you cancer and fish can read your mind Keanu Reeves Is secretly pretty awesome Oh my God I can't believe the stupid things you've said Due to stupid things you've read On the internet Your strokes are broad Your foil hat's been poisoning your head Like a fedora made of lead A crown of low respect Now I know it might seem strange How can I be so sure without evidence? It's not because I am deranged I simply read The Onion, they're the only source that makes any sense Oh my God I can't believe the stupid things you've said Due to stupid things you've read On the internet The world's a fraud Autism's caused by glutens in your bread And Jeffrey Epstein isn't dead You have been misled He's hanging out instead With old Walt Disney's head