The Doctor's Song

Plastic dolls in plastic bags Macho dildos buying shags When the coppers they appear In the market you can hear Tell me Doctor can I buy it Tell me Doctor can you supply it Spunky cardboard magazines You can see it in his jeans Is it soft or is it hard It's been seen in Scotland Yard Tell me Doctor can I buy it Tell me Doctor can you supply it Tell me are you getting it Tell me are you having it Doctor Porno, Doctor Porno Fruity stories veggie looks I thought I'd read it all in books Here comes Sally she's a tenner Lay some plates and we'll have dinner Tell me Doctor can I buy it Tell me Doctor can you supply it Tell me are you getting it Tell me are you having it Doctor Porno, Doctor Porno Tell me are you getting it Tell me are you having it Doctor Porno, Doctor Porno You want something that will make you horny Well have a look at this while I speak to Tony I've got what you want but it's in the van I know you're a naughty man Mandy, Margeret, French and sags You don't get this on teletext Naked women naked men Take one daily and come again Tell me Doctor can I buy it Tell me Doctor can you supply it Tell me are you getting it Tell me are you having it Doctor Porno, Doctor Porno Some come in cos they've been told It's all kosher bought and sold Yes I think this ones for you You don't want one you need two Tell me Doctor can I buy it Tell me Doctor can you supply it Tell me are you getting it Tell me are you having it Doctor Porno, Doctor Porno You want something that will make you horny Well have a look at this while I speak to Tony I've got one for you but it's in the van I know you're a naughty man