Want to smoke tobacco in a beat-up chevy truck
Want to wear no panties to your house and push my luck
Want to piss you off and then we fuck from dusk 'til dawn
It's a Tarantino, I thought violence turned you on
I'm from the suburbs of outer space
I'm the only alien who once fell out of place
Skin like white on rice and an affinity for dick
Women roundly sculpted, full of sex and full of shit
Used to lie in bed dreaming it'd dawn a different day
'Til I found a spaceship and became a stowaway
Touched down on a new surface and it felt like a new birth
Aliens as freaky as I was, they called it Earth
"Tell me what I need to belong here", I cried aloud
But the echo of my self, it was the own sound
That's when I knew that I'd found my home fully furnished
Finally a place I didn't need to have purpose
Yes I fit in right away, they ate me up like honey
Men gave me their time, their cars, their secrets and their money
Pissed of all their wives 'til I invited them to bed
Rekindled the marriage with a bong rip and some head
I'm American as cheese on pie and white supremacy
No last name to give up so that I could birth your legacy
Easy button clit, you press that shit and it rewards you
I'm the most fun you have ever had that's facing towards you
Sometimes I know humans better than they know themselves
Think it's cause I know I'm an alien as well
Know that I am queer as dollar bills and splitting gender
Know that I am fucked beyond what my planet can render
Don't have a solution but to pollute here instead
Work a 9-5 and leave your husbands all on read
Suck on my own titties and play with my hairless pussy
I like being here because someone is always watching
Daisy, Daisy give me your answer, do-
I'm half-crazy all for the love of you
