TEXAS HOLD EM'

[Chorus] This ain't Texas (Woo) Ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down So park your Lexus (Woo) And throw your keys up (Hey) Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) And I'll be done if I can't slow-dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown Don't be scared, come take it to the floor now, woo, ha [Verse 1] There's a tornado (There's a tornado) In my city (In my city) Hit the basement (Hit the basement) That thing ain't pretty (That thing ain't pretty) Ruffled scampi (Ruffled scampi) 'Cause we survivin' ('Cause we survivin') Solo plastic cups, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah [Pre-Chorus] Ooh, one step to the right We heading to the draw board we always thought was nice Ooh, run me to the left Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind [Chorus] This ain't Texas (Woo) Ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down So park your Lexus (Woo) And throw your keys up (Hey) Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) And I'll be done if I can't slow-dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown Don't be scared, come take it to the floor now And I'll be done if I cannot dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown Don't be scared, come take it to the floor now [Verse 2] There's a heatwave (There's a heatwave) Comin' at us (Comin' at us) Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight) Too cold to panic (Cold to panic) All of the problems Just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic) And now we're runnin' to the first spot that we find, yeah [Pre-Chorus] Ooh, one step to the right We heading to the draw board we always thought was nice Ooh, run me to the left Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind [Chorus] This ain't Texas (Woo) Ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down So park your Lexus (Woo) And throw your keys up (Hey) Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) And I'll be done if I can't slow-dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown Don't be scared, come take it to the floor now And I'll be done if I cannot dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown Don't be scared, come take it to the floor now [Outro] Take it to the floor now, ooh Hoops, spurs, boots To the floor now, ooh Tuck, back, oops Take it to the floor now, ooh