Watching Myself

[Intro: Action Bronson] Yeah, yeah, yeah Live from Africa [Verse 1 (Partial): Action Bronson] No shirt, top down in a Mustang You know I gotta let these nuts hang It feels like I've been sitting on a shelf But I've been sitting on a couch, watching myself sit on the couch [Interlude: Action Bronson] Ahh, nah, nah, nah, nah, hold on, hold on, hold on Bring that shit the fuck back, right motherfuckin' now! (Statik Selektah) Yeah, yeah, yeah Live from Africa [Verse 1: Action Bronson] No shirt, top down in a Mustang You know I gotta let these nuts hang It feels like I've been sitting on a shelf But I've been sitting on a couch, watching myself sit on the couch All of a sudden, I'm in Rome on the top floor Your boy started feeling like a drone Hanging from the ceiling of the Vatican, the pope's house That's word to me, that shit's a dope house Look, I told you once, drugs do me Ride around in whips that only got two seats Loose lips sink ships and I've been floating for a minute It's only business, bitch I'm posted at the park like a pigeon Motherfuckers ain't in my division Guess you could only play in your position I play 'em all and play 'em at the top tier Who's scared baby? Not here I swing the bat with baby hair, I lay you there Call the cops, they like to play around here Smoking back to back 'cause I'm stressed dawg Just put the fucking money in my left paw then step off You heard? [Hook: Action Bronson] I'm chunky and I'm funky I'm chunky and I'm funky, uh I'm chunky and I'm funky You just a flunky, I'm chunky and I'm funky [Verse 2: Action Bronson] No shirt, top down in a Mustang You know I must let these nuts hang Back to business, scratching numbers off biscuits Mr. Baklava's freak dancing all you bitches Shouldn't have counted me out I see Academy Awards on the mantle, no doubt Pictures hanging on the wall with No Doubt Nowadays, I lay on boats with my toes out Out of control and I like it I'm everywhere and dawg you're never there like a dyke's dick Unless you copped that dick off eBay Haha, yo [Hook: Action Bronson] I'm chunky and I'm funky (Get 'em, haha) I'm chunky and I'm funky I'm chunky and I'm funky You just a flunky, I'm chunky and I'm funky I'm chunky and I'm funky I'm chunky and I'm funky, hah I'm chunky and I'm funky I'm chunky and I'm funky You just a flunky, I'm chunky and I'm funky